moaning she aint got nowt clean or new to wear tonite, she has known all fookin week that we were goi ng out on the lash tonite, why the fook does she leave it an hour before the taxi arrives to try and find something to wear :headvswal :headvswal :headvswal

 

she really is ganna get a slap

and if she slams that door again, im gonna rip it of the hinges and it will go straight through the window

 

my pis is boiling

Make sure the door doesnt fall on your zed!

 

(I never thought i'd say that about a 300!)

count to ten take a deep breath the if she aint ready by then feck off out without her , youve given plenty of time...lol

black dress black shoes never fails. then you can say you couldn't find here in the dark club when she wants a drink lol.

and if she slams that door again, im gonna rip it of the hinges and it will go straight through the window

 

my pis is boiling

 

Sounds like something I would do.

 

Then I would burn her feat with a crack pipe..... :D

Mate, trust me....a new patio is the way forward. ;)

have chased her upstairs out of my way, im having a nice stella

have chased her upstairs out of my way, im having a nice stella

 

Sounds like you have a good night ahead of you.....

Go up and give her a good seeing to mate, that will chill you out, LOL

Go up and give her a good seeing to mate, that will chill you out, LOL

seeing to as in i right a left and an uppercut lol :duffer:

Sounds like you have a good night ahead of you.....

will be ok once out on the lash, have told her if she doesnt change her ways im gonna trade her in for a younger model lol

seeing to as in i right a left and an uppercut lol :duffer:

Not what I had in mind mate, but, yeah, that'l do. LOL

will be ok once out on the lash, have told her if she doesnt change her ways im gonna trade her in for a younger model lol

Fook me al, she doesnt seem that old, so how low will you go??

Fook me al, she doesnt seem that old, so how low will you go??

just to the legal age bud lol :duffer:

i l;ove her realy, just does my fookin head in at times

i l;ove her realy, just does my fookin head in at times

Yeah I got one of those :rolleyes: Im sure she says the same about me :rofl:

black dress black shoes never fails. then you can say you couldn't find here in the dark club when she wants a drink lol.

Nah they both can't wear the same, it'll look naff

Nah they both can't wear the same, it'll look naff

:rofl: :rofl: horrible images running through my mind :hurl:

now the fookin t6axi is late

 

nope here it is ta ta

moaning she aint got nowt clean or new to wear tonite, .................

 

Then tell her to wear nothing :tongue:

 

I mean - wardrobe full of clothes and all that :headvswal

 

Can't live with them can't kill them :wack:

 

Have a good night mate!

 

Richard :dance:

black dress black shoes never fails. then you can say you couldn't find here in the dark club when she wants a drink lol.

 

Top man...... :dance: or just say say in I amoff out. On the.... :duffer:

I would suggest logging off your pc and paying her some attention ;)

I would suggest logging off your pc and paying her some attention ;)

thats casue you never met her, stoopic cow went to work the other day and left the iron on, it was abot 3 inches away from a pile of dry clothes, the clothes ad actually started to melt

thats casue you never met her, stoopic cow went to work the other day and left the iron on, it was abot 3 inches away from a pile of dry clothes, the clothes ad actually started to melt

 

well i suggest a trip here

lol

 

might send mine there!!