A young couple visit thier local vicar with the view to getting their wedding vows heard in church.

 

"Well." said the vicar, "As you got married outside of the church the only way you can do this is if you abstain from carnal knowledge for six weeks, this will then be seen in the eyes of the lord as a marriage of innocents."

 

So off the young couple go to fulfill their promise to the vicar.

 

Six weeks later they return the the vicar who asks, "And how did your six weeks go?"

 

"Well" said the young man "The first week was strange, we would go to bed and read a book to tire us out."

 

"Well done," said the vicar

 

The young man said, "The second week was extremely hard, I would rush off to the shower and turn the cold tap on and then prey for forgivness for my impure thoughts."

 

"Highly commendable," replied the vicar, "And the third week?"

 

"Well this is the problem," said the young man, "I saw my wife bent down to pick up the soap one afternoon and I was like a wild animal, I ran up to her and with a raging erection I took her from behind."

 

The vicar said "Oh, I hope you realise you are not welcome in this church then?"

 

The young man replied, "I know, and we are not welcome in Tescos either."

AFPMSL very good :rofl::rofl::rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: needs must.