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… I think! (no comments from the peanut gallery!!)

 

Just been to hellfrauds to get some power steering fluid..... I had parked opposite some fella sat in his car eating his KFC...

 

I pop the bonnet – and am about to start the ‘regular’ process of topping up my power steering….. When he winds his window down and says

 

‘Oi love, do you know what you are doing – would you like some help’

 

Loads of answers came pouring into my little brain at once…

 

a) doesn’t look like you need help eating that – you look like you’ve had a lot of practice in the past

b) Um... I’ve had the car for 9 months and judging by the amount of times I’ve had to top up the stuff – I think I know what im doing

c) Shut the fook up…..

 

And I settled with yeah whatever… and he laughs!

 

Whats wrong with you fellas!! :confused: :confused:

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I am not your love and you are obviously deranged today. The fact that you are driving a Z should encourage most men to believe that you know something worth knowing.

 

Your a female chauvinist. :rolleyes:

 

ok that was me told ....

… I think! (no comments from the peanut gallery!!)

 

Just been to hellfrauds to get some power steering fluid..... I had parked opposite some fella sat in his car eating his KFC...

 

I pop the bonnet – and am about to start the ‘regular’ process of topping up my power steering….. When he winds his window down and says

 

‘Oi love, do you know what you are doing – would you like some help’

 

Loads of answers came pouring into my little brain at once…

 

a) doesn’t look like you need help eating that – you look like you’ve had a lot of practice in the past

b) Um... I’ve had the car for 9 months and judging by the amount of times I’ve had to top up the stuff – I think I know what im doing

c) Shut the fook up…..

 

And I settled with yeah whatever… and he laughs!

 

Whats wrong with you fellas!! :confused: :confused:

 

 

Hey Honipie (Honeypot)

 

Don't be Put off by that idiot in the car park.

 

If you ask me he is not a representative of the average British man.

 

He is a complete muppet.

 

Having met you last weekend, and knowing you from this website I have to say that only a complete and utter halfwit would be so stupid as to bother to wind down his window half way through a KFC to talk to you. For Gods sake, that chicken is too good man!

 

I hope this is a one off and I can't see it happening again.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mmmmmmmmmm Zinger fillet burger.......

Hey Honipie (Honeypot)

Having met you last weekend, and knowing you from this website I have to say that only a complete and utter halfwit would be so stupid as to bother to wind down his window half way through a KFC to talk to you. For Gods sake, that chicken is too good man!

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:slap: you son of a gun!! :rofl:

If you drove down the M3 today then i saw you :)

 

It was a white one in the middle lane, I was working on the bridge over J7 and it flew underneath.

its not like the good old days when father checked the oil in the family car while mother kept house and looked after the children :D them where the good ole days when men were men and women were glad of em :nana2:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:rofl: :rofl: ;)

its not like the good old days when father checked the oil in the family car while mother kept house and looked after the children :D them where the good ole days when men were men and women were glad of em :nana2:

 

:rofl: :rofl: ;)

 

I know.... i miss em days ' daddy my car wont start' :D

Harty, WTF are you on? Wasn't it obvious from Hunnies first post that the guy was just taking the piss?

 

… When he winds his window down and says

 

‘Oi love, do you know what you are doing – would you like some help’

 

and he laughs! ...

There you go, as you've obviously missed it the first time around, thought I'd re-quote it for you to see again!

 

So who's the chauvinist?

Harty, WTF are you on? Wasn't it obvious from Hunnies first post that the guy was just taking the piss?

 

 

There you go, as you've obviously missed it the first time around, thought I'd re-quote it for you to see again!

 

So who's the chauvinist?

 

the brains come to life! :hyper:

 

cheers hun.... someone picked up on it! :D x

........Awaiting the "How do i get power steering fluid out of my washer bottle?" post!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

LMFAO :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Hey Honipie (Honeypot)

 

Don't be Put off by that idiot in the car park.

 

If you ask me he is not a representative of the average British man.

 

He is a complete muppet.

 

Having met you last weekend, and knowing you from this website I have to say that only a complete and utter halfwit would be so stupid as to bother to wind down his window half way through a KFC to talk to you. For Gods sake, that chicken is too good man!

 

I hope this is a one off and I can't see it happening again.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mmmmmmmmmm Zinger fillet burger.......

 

 

 

 

so true!!

the brains come to life! :hyper:

 

cheers hun.... someone picked up on it! :D x

It doesn't take much. All someone has to do is read ACTUALLY what is typed in the first place, instead of reading what they THINK should be there :rolleyes:

Harty, WTF are you on? Wasn't it obvious from Hunnies first post that the guy was just taking the piss?

 

 

There you go, as you've obviously missed it the first time around, thought I'd re-quote it for you to see again!

 

So who's the chauvinist?

 

WTF am I on!. If it was obvious I wouldn't have said anything.

 

And how the **** does that make ME a chauvinist :confused:

WTF am I on!. If it was obvious I wouldn't have said anything.

I read the first post and knew instantly what was going on! It's not difficult!

 

And how the **** does that make ME a chauvinist :confused:

I wasn't referring to you, I was referring to the guy Hunnie had 'met' ;)

STRAWBERRY AND BANANA SMOOTHIES FTW!

 

Now everyone chill out. It's clear Hunnipie is just a bit pissed at the way this guy spoke to her. Now just let her vent some anger and get back to being the hunni she is :D

Athene I don't think I'd had been overly pleasant with my reply if some guy had 'offered to help' in the same manner.

 

It's nice to be offered help when it's a real offer of help but when it's from some idot taking the piss well F*****k them.

 

 

I'm sure none of you guys would be condecensing (help have I spelt that right) but would willingly offer to help in a pleasant manner if you saw one of us girls struggling. ;)

Athene I don't think I'd had been over pleasant with my reply if some guy had 'offered to help' in the same manner.

 

It's nice to be offered help when it's a real offer of help but when it's from some idot taking the piss well F*****k them.

 

 

I'm sure none of you guys would be condecensing (help have I spelt that right) but would willing offer to help in a pleasent manner if you saw one of us girls struggling. ;)

 

What? Do you meen struggling to string a sentence together?

 

Cheers mi dear! (hic)

 

X

What? Do you meen struggling to string a sentence together?

 

Cheers mi dear! (hic)

 

X

 

Ho ho very funny Andy I was also taking a phone call at the same time LOL

 

It's now been edited for you ;)

Ho ho very funny Andy I was also taking a phone call at the same time LOL

 

It's now been edited for you ;)

 

Wish I could multi task!

 

Still trying to get my head around chewing gum whilst walking.

 

Andy.

Wish I could multi task!

 

Still trying to get my head around chewing gum whilst walking.

 

Andy.

Just keep at it, I'm sure you'll master it in the end :p :D

What car was the bloke on KFC in, Hunnipie?

 

Maybe should have said yes and seen his face when he saw the very full engine bay....

 

Like has been said above, fine to offer help if you mean it but why do it just to take the p*ss?

But at least your better at washing up than us!!!!

And something else :nelson: :eek: :D

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