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Oi, sunshine - you and yer crappy Golf GTi. You, sir, are a complete arsewipe. Kindly learn to drive somewhere away from your elders and betters and stop being such an arrogant, dangerous little prick. :nono:

 

When that series of arrows in your lane points you left, that means you must give way and merge with due consideration to road users already in the left lane. Not behave like the moron you are.

 

I've got your number and have seen you around Slough before so mend your ways before divine retribution descends upon you. :rant:

 

And by the way, if there are any boys (or girls) in blue reading, here is an instant easy collar. The little sh1t's left hand rear brake light is u/s so that'll help your ticket target this month.

 

Spotted at about 18:50 on the A412 from the M40 toward Slough just where the road narrows and where little fckwits like this shouldn't be driving on the chevrons to overtake politely queuing traffic. And yes, I'll be a witness. He buggered off to Slough after that hideous Beefeater on the roundabout where the A412 turns back into dual carriageway in Iver Green. Whereas I, like a good citizen drove toward Langley in a law-abiding fashion.

 

And then got cut up by a little Audi something who was doing 50 in a 30 and shot through a red light. Clearly not my night. If I see him again, it's blue light time...

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if you have the number you can still report them for dangerious driving, i call them when i nearly got driven off the road and they got done for it ;)

 

then again its a pikey wagon so no doubt the coppers wont do owt!!

Gio careful mate, knowing the plod they will try to do you for taking a picture whilst driving!!!

 

Looking at that picture though it appers to of been taken by a passenger.

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Allo, gents,

if you have the number you can still report them for dangerious driving...then again its a pikey wagon
(& clarkmagpie) you're both so right but I have to admit I couldn't face going through the form-filling hell.

....anyone noticed how GTi is an anagram of GIT ;)
I know, I know - I used to have one but even I couldn't drive that badly.

...appers to of been taken by a passenger.
I know what you mean but the dash is actually a reflection in the windscreen. And before you ask, officer, the picture was taken at speed by the driver with her right hand while she was on the mobile jammed between ear and shoulder with the other hand doing something for me which I couldn't possibly relate on a family website such as this - and she wasn't looking at the road anyway because she needed to change the CD from Status Quo to Wishbone Ash. (News Quiz had finished and I was saving the Archers for Sunday omnibus - these things are important, you know).

dont tarnish all gti fans with the same chav brush!!

i have a mk2 golf gti and a zed!!!

i no what you mean though so many burbury cap chavs around! think there better than everyone else!!!

just wait till ive finished my 450 bhp zed and 300bhp mk2 golf! ill ave em!! :D

Allo, gents,

(& clarkmagpie) you're both so right but I have to admit I couldn't face going through the form-filling hell.

I know, I know - I used to have one but even I couldn't drive that badly.

I know what you mean but the dash is actually a reflection in the windscreen. And before you ask, officer, the picture was taken at speed by the driver with her right hand while she was on the mobile jammed between ear and shoulder with the other hand doing something for me which I couldn't possibly relate on a family website such as this - and she wasn't looking at the road anyway because she needed to change the CD from Status Quo to Wishbone Ash. (News Quiz had finished and I was saving the Archers for Sunday omnibus - these things are important, you know).

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dont tarnish all gti fans with the same chav brush!!

No certainly not - as I said, I used to have one. Golf GTi - especially the original series - is a damn fine car. And most GTi drivers are OK. Just this one was such a complete f*ckwit....

Had a similar problem with a dim f**ker in one of those new citroen C2 VTS things.

 

He thought he could race until I nearly side swipped him in a power slide.

 

He didn't last long but there will always be others.

 

We have to just hope that they crash into us or god forbid kill someone.

 

Darrell

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