Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or

> boyfriend along shopping

> This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in

> Oxford:

>

> Dear Mrs. Murray,

>

> While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty

> Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you

and

> your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his

antics.

> Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by

our

> surveillance cameras:

>

> 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's

> trolleys when they weren't looking.

>

> 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at

5-minute

> intervals.

>

> 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to

feminine

> products aisle.

>

> 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,

> "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.

>

> 5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

>

> 6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and

told

> shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor

gas

> stove.

>

> 7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him,

he

> began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

>

> 8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a

mirror,

> picked his nose, and ate it.

>

> 9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the

> Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the

antidepressants

> were.

>

> 10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming

the

> "Mission Impossible" theme.

>

> 11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look"

> using different size funnels.

>

> 12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed,

yelled

> "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

>

> 13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker,

assumed

> the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again."

>

> And; last, but not least:

>

> 14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a

while;

> then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."

>

> Yours sincerely,

>

Edward Thompson - Manager

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: some of them made me crease!!

lol i like number 10

lmfao ive been told in advance by her "dont even think about it!" lol

going tesco on friday

 

 

number 1/2/3/ haha lol :slap: