What new stuff have you learned today about your fellow zedders?

 

Well it was great to meet some new faces today, I had a really great time spending the afternoon with you guys!!

 

Anyway, this is what I learned today.....

 

Lets drift drops her phone down the bog in order to get her hubby to buy a new one.She also eats chocolate until she is sick and doesn't know when to stop talking.

 

Hunnypie wants to shag my mate Matt cos he's got loads of money. Her boyfreind is cool with that.

 

Wozzer needs to get a ****ing zoom lense for his camera.

 

Some women dye there hair to match there Mums Skyline GTS.

 

Security guards are getting smaller these days.

 

MadMarco is way too tall for a SWB ZX.

 

My brakes are shit.

 

Honnypie's new name is Honeypot and Lets Dift's new name is Spearmint Rhino.

 

Oh yes and Letsdrift's (Spearmint Rhino) Husband has got a bent cock.(see my earlier point)

 

And last but not least - Wozzers got metal jewellry through his bell end.

 

Amazing what you learn over a pint and cheesy garlic bread!

 

:D ;)

 

Andy

yer baby do you sherwing!!! ;)

 

aye.. its fun! you get such a rush when you go high.... makes me scream sometimes!

 

Its even better if there are other people around too - more people - more fun :mac1:

Cant belive it fun on the forum for a change FPML

dogging??!!

 

prefer swinging myself!

 

Aaahh! Hello Sarah, how are your saggy nippons doing?

 

Still pointing south like my Grannys hot water bottles?

 

When you say swinging, I take you mean your Nippons.

aye.. its fun! you get such a rush when you go high.... makes me scream sometimes!

 

Its even better if there are other people around too - more people - more fun :mac1:

 

And the winner of this years "Double Entendre Award for Outsanding Smutty Contributions to a Performance Car Website Chatroom" is...........................................................................................................................Hunipie aka HONEYPOT!!!

 

(Crowd goes mad)

......[a load of bo11ox]......

 

Quick question, what planet are you from exactly? :confused:

Quick question, what planet are you from exactly? :confused:

 

I'll only tell you if you tell me what a clitoris is.

I'll only tell you if you tell me what a clitoris is.

 

Have a look in the mirror ;) :rofl:

a clitoris is a hard ball place towards the front of the vagina so im told

FFS.... didnt you learn anything at Hatchgate Andy.....

 

ITS ON YOUR EAR!

Have a look in the mirror ;) :rofl:

 

Are you stood behind me again?

 

;)

a clitoris is a hard ball place towards the front of the vagina so im told

 

Golf ball?

 

Cricket Ball?

 

What's a Vagina?

FFS.... didnt you learn anything at Hatchgate Andy.....

 

ITS ON YOUR EAR!

 

Yeah, your boyfreind kept touching my leg.

Golf ball?

 

Cricket Ball?

 

What's a Vagina?

 

 

dunno but if your struggling to get to grips with it you can purchase vibrating, life like battery powered ones from sex shops!

dunno but if your struggling to get to grips with it you can purchase vibrating, life like battery powered ones from sex shops!

 

Yes and as soon as they are able to get a round in men are fooked :rofl:

a clitoris is a hard ball place towards the front of the vagina so im told

 

NAH, a clitorus is Fords new baby hatch, so called because every c**ts got one !! :rofl:

dunno but if your struggling to get to grips with it you can purchase vibrating, life like battery powered ones from sex shops!

 

Ok now I'm lost.

 

Still don't know what a Vagina is. Do you have one? Can you post some pictures up?

 

Why do they vibrate? My phone vibrates, handy if I'm in a meeting. Is it the same?

 

Sex shop? How do you buy sex?

I'll only tell you if you tell me what a clitoris is.

 

I dont know exactly but i found an instruction book

and we know thats not true as women dont do it :rofl:

 

come on girls truth time :D

DIY - its awesome man!

 

You know where you want it, how you want it etc!

I dont know exactly but i found an instruction book

and we know thats not true as women dont do it :rofl:

 

come on girls truth time :D

 

That's a Dyson brochure isn't it?

DIY - its awesome man!

 

You know where you want it, how you want it etc!

 

Yeah man I agree.

 

It's like - I want that mirror on the wall there and I want it 4 foot off the ground. Yeah!!

 

Awesome man!

 

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Yeah man I agree.

 

It's like - I want that mirror on the wall there and I want it 4 foot off the ground. Yeah!!

 

Awesome man!

 

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Is that so you can see what a clitoris looks like?

Ok now I'm lost.

 

Still don't know what a Vagina is. Do you have one? Can you post some pictures up?

 

Why do they vibrate? My phone vibrates, handy if I'm in a meeting. Is it the same?

 

Sex shop? How do you buy sex?

 

 

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taken form a biology text book maybe you need to get some practice in love pmsl

Edited February 22, 200916 yr by 300zx_girl

 

taken form a biology text book maybe you need to get some practice in love pmsl

 

That looks just like someone I know :rofl:

Edited February 22, 200916 yr by 300zx_girl

come on mr isherwood creme egg if you can point out the clitoris, oooooooooooohhh dear this is getting locked aint it

come on mr isherwood creme egg if you can point out the clitoris, oooooooooooohhh dear this is getting locked aint it

 

He's struggling, wondering where you got that picture of him :rofl: