What new stuff have you learned today about your fellow zedders?

 

Well it was great to meet some new faces today, I had a really great time spending the afternoon with you guys!!

 

Anyway, this is what I learned today.....

 

Lets drift drops her phone down the bog in order to get her hubby to buy a new one.She also eats chocolate until she is sick and doesn't know when to stop talking.

 

Hunnypie wants to shag my mate Matt cos he's got loads of money. Her boyfreind is cool with that.

 

Wozzer needs to get a ****ing zoom lense for his camera.

 

Some women dye there hair to match there Mums Skyline GTS.

 

Security guards are getting smaller these days.

 

MadMarco is way too tall for a SWB ZX.

 

My brakes are shit.

 

Honnypie's new name is Honeypot and Lets Dift's new name is Spearmint Rhino.

 

Oh yes and Letsdrift's (Spearmint Rhino) Husband has got a bent cock.(see my earlier point)

 

And last but not least - Wozzers got metal jewellry through his bell end.

 

Amazing what you learn over a pint and cheesy garlic bread!

 

:D ;)

 

Andy

Thats gotta be painfull I'd go and have that looked at if I were you :rofl:

 

Mich :D

 

I tried to get it looked at in Tescos today.

 

I'd rather not talk about what happened.

:mad: DOH! bloody women ;)

 

Yes they are sometimes, Usually every 28 days or so.

Yes they are sometimes, Usually every 28 days or so.

 

 

BOM BOM.......

 

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I tried to get it looked at in Tescos today.

 

I'd rather not talk about what happened.

 

I'm sure slapping that out on the conveyor belt was not a good idea :rofl:

 

Mich :D

I'm sure slapping that out on the conveyor belt was not a good idea :rofl:

 

Mich :D

 

There isn't a conveyor belt at the Pharmacey counter you idiot.

There isn't a conveyor belt at the Pharmacey counter you idiot.

I bet the counter assistant wasn't too pleased you plonked it on her counter tho :rofl:

who knows - maybe she was!?!?!

 

big 'tool' on counter, excited check out girl - i wanna know the rest of this story!!!

You southerners are just plain weird :wack: :rofl:

You southerners are just plain weird :wack: :rofl:

 

jealous! :mac1:

jealous! :mac1:

 

Doubt it - sounds like you all went doggin' to me :rofl:

I bet the counter assistant wasn't too pleased you plonked it on her counter tho :rofl:

 

I said ealier in this thread that I didn't want to talk about it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So anyway, I walked into Tescos with my throbbing red member which was a little sore after giving the girlfreind her fifth orgasm in a row after a right old tag wrestling match in the bedroom the night before. She was shaking like a shitting dog by the time I'd finnished with her.

 

After I kissed her goodbye at the front door and watched her woddle over to her car looking like John Wayne after a pool party at Michael Barrymore's house carrying her cushion I had lent her for the drive home, I decide to inspect Mini Me.

 

Poor old chap looked like Sylvester Stalone at the end of Rocky 2, one eye open, which was weeping a bit, very swollen and had no discernable features. On top of that, his speach had gone and he wasn't able to hold a decent conversation with me like he normally does.

 

At this point I decided to visit the new Tesco Mega Super store in Slough that everyone has been raving about in search of some relief in the crown jewels department.

 

After getting over what an amazing store it is, it's like an airport I'm telling you, and it's got a Krispy Kreme Doughnut restaurant in it, I eventually found the pharmacy counter.

 

After waiting in Line for a few minutes one of the tills became free.

 

Using descretion of course, I asked the lady at the till " can you help me with this?"

 

She took a sharp intake of breath, stepped back, knocked over a display of atheletes foot cream and said " Oh, I never seen anything like that before, it doesn't quite look right!!"

 

Then, to by embaressment, I looked down and realised what I was doing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Blue socks with brown shoes! Oh SHHHIIIIITTTTTTTT!

 

I tucked the the boys back in the barracks and just had to leave the store.

 

Even though I am a big fan of Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, I just haven't had the courage to go back.

 

Now you know why I didn't want to talk about it.

 

Happy now?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: omg thats the funniest thing i've read in ages!!

 

your a legend! :bow: :bow:

Oh yes very happy lol :rofl:

 

Pic's would be good trust me I'm a doctor ;) :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Oh yes very happy lol :rofl:

 

Pic's would be good trust me I'm a doctor ;) :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Here you go.....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: omg thats the funniest thing i've read in ages!!

 

your a legend! :bow: :bow:

 

Yes both of your points are correct.

Doubt it - sounds like you all went doggin' to me :rofl:

 

Wot's Doggin?

Isn’t dogging, a sexual act. Where one of the couple (either Male or female) dress up as a dog!!

 

The other person in the couple then takes them for walks, feeds them, scoops their poop etc etc

Andy, pmsl

 

You're like a breath of fresh air on this forum for me :rofl:

Isn’t dogging, a sexual act. Where one of the couple (either Male or female) dress up as a dog!!

 

The other person in the couple then takes them for walks, feeds them, scoops their poop etc etc

 

Via Andy's other thread....

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think some people do that.

 

But it's not the main meaning of 'dogging' in the UK. :rofl: :rofl:

Oh yes very happy lol :rofl:

 

Oh yes very happy??

 

What the **** does that mean?? You gone chinese or something?

dogging??!!

 

prefer swinging myself!

id like to know what hunnipies version of swinging is!

Andy, pmsl

 

You're like a breath of fresh air on this forum for me :rofl:

 

You're not bad your self, fancy a shag?

id like to know what hunnipies version of swinging is!

 

isnt that when you go to a park and sit on a swing... and just go back n forth :confused:

isnt that when you go to a park and sit on a swing... and just go back n forth :confused:

yer baby do you sherwing!!! ;)