the wifes just sorted out our life insurance and made a big deal about getting the best policy .........then she gives me chicken nuggets and turkey roll for tea.................im locking the garage she'll be at my wheel nuts next.... is anyone else concerned about bird flu as ive had dealings with bird flu before bet it just meant she couldnt come out for a week

fook it...

 

if you cook something - surely the virus dies

 

i'd be worried if you have raw chicken on ur plate tho!

fook it...

 

if you cook something - surely the virus dies

 

i'd be worried if you have raw chicken on ur plate tho!

yeah im not big on raw chicken it smells funny

yeah im not big on raw chicken it smells funny

 

funny? its fookin foul :x:

funny? its fookin foul :x:pmsl and its too chewy

id be fookin shitting myself bud

id be fookin shitting myself bud

with her cooking i usually do

Don't know what the symptoms of bird flu are......

 

......but I'm getting worried as I've felt a bit peckish all day :slap:

Don't know what the symptoms of bird flu are......

 

......but I'm getting worried as I've felt a bit peckish all day :slap:

snotty nose , whinging , and a no no on the bedroom antics "until i feel better" and no you cant use snot as a lubricant trust me im a doctor

I think I have bird flu

 

 

 

I keep buying shoes and talkin *****x :rofl:

I think I have bird flu

 

 

 

I keep buying shoes and talkin *****x :rofl:

pmsl i showed that to the missus and she slapped me !!!!!!!!!!!! nice 1

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