ive been reading a lot of peoples sigs, not been looking particulary at the pics but there is some great quotes, my favourite at the moment is big kim's "sorry george, he was chasing me with a spider" :rofl: , dont know what it means but just the thought of kim running away and been chased with someone with a spider is hilarious lol (kim=fookin hooge)

 

whats your favourite at the moment

what was your other one i liked

 

Maybe it was:

 

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading!!" :rofl: :rofl:

Maybe it was:

 

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading!!" :rofl: :rofl:

 

that was it lol, i liked that one a lot

any creepy crawly that comes into my house goes the same way....up the hoover tube.

Kim did mac once give you a matchbox with a spider in to open or was that someone else.

rover620ti's quote is my fav atm, though i think its time you changed youre username :p

Fookin ell Hunnipie, you just made me s**t my self. I cant llok at your post long enough to read it. and im being serious. :confused: :eek:

 

I had a huntsman in my bedroom in Aus as big as my hand, the barstid nearly took the shoe off me and beat me with it.

it's from .." of mice and men " i think .....

 

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Fook Warren Don't screw up my image of you.

 

Don't start getting interlectual nowas well. A tatooed cockney dimond geezer yes, that the way I like you, but A tatooed £65 a glass of port interlectual cockney dimond geezer. Are you trying to take the piss Bro.

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Watch it.

 

Hey i'll give you a bell tomorrow cos I can't go to the Nurburg on the dates you got, because Mr Cool dpmotorsport is getting married and I kinda said I'd be there.

Fookin ell Hunnipie, you just made me s**t my self. I cant llok at your post long enough to read it. and im being serious. :confused: :eek:

 

What you need is a nice big Camel Spider :D

he looks friendly!

any creepy crawly that comes into my house goes the same way....up the hoover tube.

Kim did mac once give you a matchbox with a spider in to open or was that someone else.

Paul, it was me that it happened to mate, but it was someone else who did it. I was not fookin happy. :rant:

What you need is a nice big Camel Spider :D

 

I have seen what these nasty FOOKERS can do. Thought it was all Bull when i got told but actually seeing a squaddies thigh (pics) i was almost sick!

 

Think they are the scarest spids around!!!!!!!

Technically they aren`t spiders, I saw a baby one last summer, there was half a dozen of us outside enjoying the last of the days warmth whilst having a beer when one of these ran out from under the portacabin next to us. Looking back on it it was funny as fook seeing 6 grown men trying to climb onto one peice or garden furniture :rofl:

 

tbh most of the pictures of them have been taken of them make them look bigger than they are (still pretty big mind you) and some of the horror stories you read about them on the net are just plain *****cks.

 

Yeah they're related to spiders and scorpions but have bigger fangs and 10 long hairy legs :o

I think Mac has one? He's got a big scary collection of spiders and scorpions. Nuts!

tbh most of the pictures of them have been taken of them make them look bigger than they are (still pretty big mind you) and some of the horror stories you read about them on the net are just plain *****cks.

 

wtf is that thing carrying behind it?

OK, I will tell ya. when me and mac used to do the doors, one saturday after closing, me and mac were in the disabled toilets washing claret off the wall, as we had given a couple of dealers a bit of a slap (like ya do). Mac said oh Kim look at that, I looked up, and there was a fookin huge spider on the wall.

all Mac heard was bang,bang. this was me, running as fast as I could through 2 sets of fire doors.

I new Mac was behing me, and I thought he had it in his hands. I made a run for the club entrance, not realising it was bolted, I smashed into the doors, bending the bolt in two. George (Club Owner), and the other doormen, came running to the foyer, as they thought something was kicking off.

George looked at me and mac and said....What the fooks going on? then I said......George..Macs chasing me with a spider! there was deadly silence, with george walking back into the club, looking at the ground, shaking his head. Errr...and thats it. ;) :rofl:

That is brilliant sorry but I've not laughted so much in ages. It remains me of our window cleaner screaming and running away from a huge hairy spider on the patio doors and me having to catch it and remove it to the end of the garden before he'd come back . :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

ahh! fooking camel spiders! ive seen some of these that are fookig silly big! several times in iraq, the worst being when i was rolling up the cam nets that were hiding our vehicle, one fell out the size of a fookin dog!

the other time was at nite i was changing batteries which are on a bit of equipment locked in a cage, opened the cage which was lined with sandbags so you couldnt see what was in it, and an even bigger one came out, i actually nearly screamed like a girl! had to beat it away with a big stick. was terrorfied of opening that cage every time after that!

When I was in thailand a couple of years ago we went to the national park and was riding on the back of this elephant going through the forest, I felt somthing on my hand looked down and there was the biggest spider id ever seen! Not that i looked at it to long before i flung my hand in the air to get rid. No idea what type it was

ahh! fooking camel spiders! ive seen some of these that are fookig silly big! several times in iraq, the worst being when i was rolling up the cam nets that were hiding our vehicle, one fell out the size of a fookin dog!

the other time was at nite i was changing batteries which are on a bit of equipment locked in a cage, opened the cage which was lined with sandbags so you couldnt see what was in it, and an even bigger one came out, i actually nearly screamed like a girl! had to beat it away with a big stick. was terrorfied of opening that cage every time after that!

 

 

Jack I had 2 last year they are harmless :cool:

 

ahh! fooking camel spiders! ive seen some of these that are fookig silly big! several times in iraq, the worst being when i was rolling up the cam nets that were hiding our vehicle, one fell out the size of a fookin dog!

 

LMFAO :rofl: :rofl:

can they jump mac? the way its rear leg is cocked back it looks like it could be a bit frisky!

i know but there fookin ugly mac! we put one in for a fight with a scorpion (minus half its tail) was quite enterntaining, ill dig the vid out later! how big were yours mac?

This is a real spider like the one that I had in my bedroom in Aus

wtf is that thing carrying behind it?

 

Its a lizard, I grabbed that pic from a vid clip where you can see it twitching :hurl:

cool, upload the vid to scrawni's creepy cpawlies thread :)

not sure if i still have tbh but i will have rooted around on my HDD for ya

glad we kept on topic