ive been reading a lot of peoples sigs, not been looking particulary at the pics but there is some great quotes, my favourite at the moment is big kim's "sorry george, he was chasing me with a spider" :rofl: , dont know what it means but just the thought of kim running away and been chased with someone with a spider is hilarious lol (kim=fookin hooge)

 

whats your favourite at the moment

mine... how true

ive been reading a lot of peoples sigs, not been looking particulary at the pics but there is some great quotes, my favourite at the moment is big kim's "sorry george, he was chasing me with a spider" :rofl: , dont know what it means but just the thought of kim running away and been chased with someone with a spider is hilarious lol (kim=fookin hooge)

 

whats your favourite at the moment

:x: Im saying nothing, ask MAC1. ;)

:x: Im saying nothing, ask MAC1. ;)

i think i could guess lol, i would run like fook aswell lol :rofl:

ive been reading a lot of peoples sigs, not been looking particulary at the pics but there is some great quotes, my favourite at the moment is big kim's "sorry george, he was chasing me with a spider" :rofl: , dont know what it means but just the thought of kim running away and been chased with someone with a spider is hilarious lol (kim=fookin hooge)

 

whats your favourite at the moment

 

 

it's from .." of mice and men " i think .....

 

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mine... how true

 

i like that aswell, liked your other about mugawbe more though (not that it was funny but was true)

I do like mine, obviousley, "I do own the road, actually"

 

And I know a member on here has it written on the bottom of thier number plate's, so I would have to take that as a compliment!

Mine comes from when I went Skydiving in Florida - thank fook it wasn't true :rofl: :rofl:

I do like mine, obviousley, "I do own the road, actually"

 

And I know a member on here has it written on the bottom of thier number plate's, so I would have to take that as a compliment!

you may own the road but as i rule the land, i have over al power lol

 

sir stella king of all artois

Mine comes from when I went Skydiving in Florida - thank fook it wasn't true :rofl: :rofl:

what was your other one i liked that, also like this one lol

OK, I will tell ya. when me and mac used to do the doors, one saturday after closing, me and mac were in the disabled toilets washing claret off the wall, as we had given a couple of dealers a bit of a slap (like ya do). Mac said oh Kim look at that, I looked up, and there was a fookin huge spider on the wall.

all Mac heard was bang,bang. this was me, running as fast as I could through 2 sets of fire doors.

I new Mac was behing me, and I thought he had it in his hands. I made a run for the club entrance, not realising it was bolted, I smashed into the doors, bending the bolt in two. George (Club Owner), and the other doormen, came running to the foyer, as they thought something was kicking off.

George looked at me and mac and said....What the fooks going on? then I said......George..Macs chasing me with a spider! there was deadly silence, with george walking back into the club, looking at the ground, shaking his head. Errr...and thats it. ;) :rofl:

OK, I will tell ya. when me and mac used to do the doors, one saturday after closing, me and mac were in the disabled toilets washing claret off the wall, as we had given a couple of dealers a bit of a slap (like ya do). Mac said oh Kim look at that, I looked up, and there was a fookin huge spider on the wall.

all Mac heard was bang,bang. this was me, running as fast as I could through 2 sets of fire doors.

I new Mac was behing me, and I thought he had it in his hands. I made a run for the club entrance, not realising it was bolted, I smashed into the doors, bending the bolt in two. George (Club Owner), and the other doormen, came running to the foyer, as they thought something was licking off.

George looked at me and mac and said....What the fooks going on? then I said......George..Macs chasing me with a spider! there was deadly silence, with george walking back into the club, looking at the ground, shaking his head. Errr...and thats it. ;) :rofl:

 

fookin class PMSL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

OK, I will tell ya. when me and mac used to do the doors, one saturday after closing, me and mac were in the disabled toilets washing claret off the wall, as we had given a couple of dealers a bit of a slap (like ya do). Mac said oh Kim look at that, I looked up, and there was a fookin huge spider on the wall.

all Mac heard was bang,bang. this was me, running as fast as I could through 2 sets of fire doors.

I new Mac was behing me, and I thought he had it in his hands. I made a run for the club entrance, not realising it was bolted, I smashed into the doors, bending the bolt in two. George (Club Owner), and the other doormen, came running to the foyer, as they thought something was kicking off.

George looked at me and mac and said....What the fooks going on? then I said......George..Macs chasing me with a spider! there was deadly silence, with george walking back into the club, looking at the ground, shaking his head. Errr...and thats it. ;) :rofl:

 

 

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you girls blouse! :rofl:

Mine comes from when I went Skydiving in Florida - thank fook it wasn't true :rofl: :rofl:

 

I remember being told, "Jumping out of a plane wont kill you, the ground will do that! So you should be more afraid of the ground!" :slap: :slap:

OK, I will tell ya. when me and mac used to do the doors, one saturday after closing, me and mac were in the disabled toilets washing claret off the wall, as we had given a couple of dealers a bit of a slap (like ya do). Mac said oh Kim look at that, I looked up, and there was a fookin huge spider on the wall.

all Mac heard was bang,bang. this was me, running as fast as I could through 2 sets of fire doors.

I new Mac was behing me, and I thought he had it in his hands. I made a run for the club entrance, not realising it was bolted, I smashed into the doors, bending the bolt in two. George (Club Owner), and the other doormen, came running to the foyer, as they thought something was kicking off.

George looked at me and mac and said....What the fooks going on? then I said......George..Macs chasing me with a spider! there was deadly silence, with george walking back into the club, looking at the ground, shaking his head. Errr...and thats it. ;) :rofl:

 

 

pmsl, that's an absolute classic! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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you girls blouse! :rofl:

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Kim, You shouldnt have admitted to that!! :rofl: :rofl:

Kim, You shouldnt have admitted to that!! :rofl: :rofl:

No I dont think I should have.... but what can I say, if ya scared of summat, then you are. :p

Fair play to ya mate, I remember telling the kids that it doesnt matter how big the spider is, they all bite, but it depends if the fangs are long enough to pierce the skin, etc, etc.

Thought that would re-assure them that little spiders are nothing to fear, um, no.

They wont go near any now!

gotta agree bud, they scare the crap outa me as well, once went to turn the light on and the feckin huge spider was on the bloody switch, shat myself and ran through the house screaming like a baby, then took a sweeping brush back and killed the fecker, anything with more than 4 legs is unatural and shouldnt be allowed to live anyway.

 

of course my sig is best and the picture rocks

hmm... to be honest, think im more scared of spiders than snakes

 

esp when you are about to get into the bath and something this big is floating on the top (rain spiders - harmless but scary)

 

that pic makes me want to go get a sweeping brush

hmm... to be honest, think im more scared of spiders than snakes

 

esp when you are about to get into the bath and smothing this big is floating on the top (rain spiders - harmless but scary)

 

fookin ell you have hairy hands lol, would shite myself if that fooker was in my bath

fookin ell you have hairy hands lol, would shite myself if that fooker was in my bath

 

 

omg like i would get that close to a spider... :rofl:

 

the spiders within 5 meters of me usually tend to get squashed by my shoes or smacked on their heads with magazines.. then hoovered up! wont even touch the fookers! :nono:

Fookin ell Hunnipie, you just made me s**t my self. I cant llok at your post long enough to read it. and im being serious. :confused: :eek: