500 posts in just over 2 years.

Man of few words.

Rich

nope your still a virgin

pmsl :rofl: i'm a right slag lol

500 posts in just over 2 years.

Man of few words.

Rich

Hiya Richard, :) now get posting or I'll tell all your secrets :shock:

pmsl :rofl: i'm a right slag lol

 

no your bordering on nympo you old slapper, nick :rofl: :rofl:

no your bordering on nympo you old slapper, nick :rofl: :rofl:

 

pmsl :rofl: i'm as loose mouthwise as they come, banging like a barn door in a storm pmsl :rofl:

pmsl :rofl: i'm as loose mouthwise as they come, banging like a barn door in a storm pmsl :rofl:

 

good job you said mouthwise lol O i forgot your better now :rofl: :rofl:

pmsl :rofl: i'm a right slag lol

That's not what you're nice mother told me.

 

She said you were a good boy ;) :shock:

pmsl at both of you :D

That's not what you're nice mother told me.

 

She said you were a good boy ;) :shock:

 

she dont know about them sorded dity little sites he goes on in the wee hours :rofl: :rofl:

she dont know about them sorded dity little sites he goes on in the wee hours :rofl: :rofl:

 

lol, after a year and a half of porn i think i've seen pretty much everything on the net and it's getting boring now :D

 

man with thingy out

woman sucks thingy

woman lies back

man sticks thingy in ooji-wotsit

repeat x 50

add a load of moaning and groaning

man pulls thingy out and stuff comes out

OPTIONAL: ...all over woman's face

 

There you go that covers pretty much every porn film you'll want to see :rofl: ;)

pmsl :rofl: i'm a right slag lol

 

I'm worse! :wack:

I'm worse! :wack:

:shock: and there was me thinking you were a good boy ;)

lol, after a year and a half of porn i think i've seen pretty much everything on the net and it's getting boring now :D

 

man with thingy out

woman sucks thingy

woman lies back

man sticks thingy in ooji-wotsit

repeat x 50

add a load of moaning and groaning

man pulls thingy out and stuff comes out

OPTIONAL: ...all over woman's face

 

There you go that covers pretty much every porn film you'll want to see :rofl: ;)

so is it animals now lol and his thingy is called a weena :rofl: :rofl:

so is it animals now lol and his thingy is called a weena :rofl: :rofl:

 

nah not into anything sick like that...

 

BRING OUT THE GIMP!!! :tongue: :rofl: