Just had a 14y/o girl in school uniform say to me "Nice car, do you want to give me a ride" and she was being serious.

Obviously i declined, Does the zed work on slightly older women to ? :)

My mate said to me "If there's grass on the pitch, Lets play!"

:dance: :smash:

"it doesn't matter what height they are when they're lying down" lol :D

My mate said to me "If there's grass on the pitch, Lets play!"

:dance: :smash:

if she can sit on the toilet and the feet touch the floor

 

if she bleeds she breeds

If they're old enough to bleed they're old enough to seed :shock: :slap:

If they're old enough to bleed they're old enough to seed :shock: :slap:

too slow boyo lol

too slow boyo lol

 

Well I do drive an NA :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

shes female with a pulse, thats two better than normal for ya, what are you doing turning that down...lol

FFS.. you guys are like a hungry pack of wolves! :rofl: