* * * APOLOGIES FOR BEING SUCH A BITCH IN THIS THREAD BUT THESE PEOPLE WIND ME UP * * *

 

I seem to have a habit of attracting weird people on love@lycos, for example:

 

I get a message in my guestbook...

 

"hi there just dropped by to say hello"

 

So i go to have a look who left it...

 

Now let's break it down why i didn't reply (i'll save the pic till last it's classic):

 

 

Firstly, responding to the "catchline" i think given the size of her it wouldn't take much to chase her down... with a pack of wild dogs

 

"I enjoy clubbing and partying with friends" - what type of clubbing are we talking? Seal clubbing? Seriously if i saw this moose coming toward my nightclub i'd ban her

 

"I would like a man to wine and dine me" - I couldn't afford that even if i tried

 

"I am not bothered by looks" - No sh*t sherlock, do you have a mirror in your house?

 

"i don't mind if u can't afford to wine and dine me coz..." - Firstly text speak pees me off royally, secondly clutching at straws are we after saying i should chase you, then ask for me to wine and dine you and now say you don't mind if you don't. What you mean is you're desperate

 

Re: Everyday occupation - Looking at your occupation you're not exactly catch of the century are you?

 

"Children - None, hope i will some day" - I severely hope not, there's a point where i think sterilisation needs to be compulsary

 

And just when you think it can't get any worse, here comes the pic....

 

 

And immediately after i get this woman with no chin and no grasp of english grammar:

 

 

Who's description is as follows:

 

"well im 24 lives near sheffield, 5 10 long brown hair dyed diffrent colours, brown eyes, clothes 18-20, shoe size 9, bra 38b, plus i cant drive yet either. ( :rofl: )

 

things i like:

sci fi

football and cricket

geneaology

criminology

drawing

writing short stories

walks in the park

bars and pubs

meeting over seas people

ect................"

 

Fook me why i can't i get any normal people contact me???? :rofl:

:slap:

 

whats wrong with that a grip like a vice everymans dream :rofl:

wow you are desperate :rofl:

 

pmsl :rofl: aww now come on you're not that bad :tongue:

she lovely is our hinnipie

she lovely is our hinnipie

 

awe who is this hinnipie you speak of :smash:

 

 

:D

fpmsl :rofl:

 

I know i haven't had a decent shag in over 12 months but i'm not THAT desperate :tongue:

 

...i do need some relief soon though, 4 times in the last 12 months and 2 blow jobs just not a happy bunny make (although one of them was fooking superb!) :rofl:

Too. Much. Information.

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You can never have enough information :tongue:

 

awe who is this hinnipie you speak of :smash:

 

 

:D

 

pmsl :rofl: you you numpty! :tongue:

awe who is this hinnipie you speak of :smash:

 

 

:D

 

some bird with big tits i know

Matey sorry to sound harsh but if you wanna meet a tidy woman then FFS stop wasting your time on computer forum, it's a breeding ground for the desperate examples you've already shown us. The only way is to step outside the front door, socialise and meet new people :)

Matey sorry to sound harsh but if you wanna meet a tidy woman then FFS stop wasting your time on computer forum, it's a breeding ground for the desperate examples you've already shown us. The only way is to step outside the front door, socialise and meet new people :)

 

i've met quite a few gals round here but to be honest mate, not alot of single ones.

 

The rest are all stuck up tarts and slappers

 

There is the girl that works as admin assistant at the place i'm doing a contract who i flirt with but she's only just come out of a relationship so not looking to see anyone else at the mo.

 

I'll keep trying :D

 

Also met a rather cute girl in valencia who i'm going to see/coming to see me from los angeles

 

She can get her mouth round my banana anytime :D

I know alcohol was invented so the ugly birds can get s shag, but there no amount of alcohol on the face of this earth that will get that shagged

 

I'll bet that was safely prowling the streets when Peter Sutcliffe was at large.

Matey sorry to sound harsh but if you wanna meet a tidy woman then FFS stop wasting your time on computer forum, it's a breeding ground for the desperate examples you've already shown us. The only way is to step outside the front door, socialise and meet new people :)

:bow: Try telling that to ChrisC :rofl:

u sound really desperate guys there is nothing wrong with being single!! grass is always greener and all that!

u sound really desperate guys there is nothing wrong with being single!! grass is always greener and all that!

 

You're only saying that cause you're with Johnny now :tongue:

 

Hey looky here, another one BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK!!!!

 

that looks possessed

No neck either by the look of it :rofl:

Oh god, another:

 

VIXEN_VICK from faceparty's contacted me

 

 

I take it she's NOT the one on the right then.

Oh forgoodness sake Mr Bunny come over to japgirls and we'll find you someone nice who's also into jap moddied cars ;)

 

I'll put in a very good word for you. ;)

Oh forgoodness sake Mr Bunny come over to japgirls and we'll find you someone nice who's also into jap moddied cars ;)

 

I'll put in a very good word for you. ;)

 

Ahh go on then, only you haven't seen just how many tabs i have open in my web browser lol

 

myspace.com, love@lycos, zclub, 300zx.co.uk, facebook and now japgirls :D lol

300zx.co.uk,

 

now if you were looking for 'love' on here..... i'd think you were gay! :rofl:

 

99.9% of the members are....................... men! :smash:

now if you were looking for 'love' on here..... i'd think you were gay! :rofl:

 

99.9% of the members are....................... men! :smash:

He needs to get out more don't you think. Maybe us girls should all drive round to his place and take him out.

now if you were looking for 'love' on here..... i'd think you were gay! :rofl:

 

99.9% of the members are....................... men! :smash:

 

pmsl :rofl: i ain't looking for love on here. Christ what a thought lol :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Ahh go on then, only you haven't seen just how many tabs i have open in my web browser lol

 

myspace.com, love@lycos, zclub, 300zx.co.uk, facebook and now japgirls :D lol

That's not a lot LOL You should see how many forums I have open at present :shock: :tongue:

This one looks like a weeble lol how many of these lumps do you get to the page on these sites?

 

I knew I'd seen that face somewhere before :rofl: :D

 

You git, where'd you get that picture of me! :P :rofl: