REVENGE ON THE TELEMARKETER

 

Three Little Words That Work!!

 

(1) The three little words: "Hold On, Please..."

Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off

instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.

 

Then when you eventually hear BT's "beep-beep-beep"

tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task.

 

These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting.

 

 

(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on

the other end?

This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone

calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone.

 

This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a

"real" salesperson to call back and get someone at home.

 

What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one

there, is to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as quickly as possible. This confuses the machine that dialled the call and it kicks your number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to have your name in their system any longer!!!

 

3: When you get those "pre-approved" letters in the mail for

everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope.

 

Most of these come with postage-prepaid return envelopes,

right?

It costs them more than the regular postage "IF" and when they are returned. It costs them nothing if you throw them away! In that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little,postage-prepaid return envelopes.

 

Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express.

Send a pizza coupon to Westpac.

 

If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them

their blank application back!

 

If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything you return.

 

You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just

to keep them guessing! It still costs them!!!!!

 

The banks and credit card companies are currently getting a lot of their own junk back in the mail, but folks, we need to OVERWHELM them.

 

 

Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of junk mail,

and best of all they're paying for it... Twice!

 

Let's help keep Royal Mail busy since they are saying that e-mail is cutting into their business profits, and that's why they need to increase postage costs again. You get the idea!

 

If enough people follow these tips, it will work ---- maybe

you'll get very little junk mail anymore.

 

THIS JUST MIGHT BE ONE E-MAIL THAT YOU WILL WANT TO FORWARD TO YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!! The power of e-mail..!!

 

Alan.......... :)

nice ideas there! i wonder if it would be possible to really over-fill the return envelopes so they are too heavy and incur an extra cost ;)

 

and i bet that pressing the hash key on the automated phone call generates a particular pitch of beep that makes the computer think that the answerphone is starting up ;)