Post your what do you call a man jokes here.

 

I'll start.

 

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head.

 

CLIFF!!.

 

HA HA childish but dead good fun!!. :dance: :tongue:

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

 

 

 

DUG

 

:cool:

what do you call a man who pushes apples about in buckets of water?

 

BOB

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

what do you call a man with no arms, no legs and who is covered in fur?

 

Harry

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

 

What do you call a man with a citroen on his head?

Jacques

What do you call a man with a pig on his head

 

 

Hamhed

 

 

What do you call a man with two pigs on his head

 

Mohamhed

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves

 

 

Russle

What do you call a man with a plank of wood on his head??

 

Edwood

 

What do you call a man with 3 planks on his head??

 

Edwood Woodwood :rofl: :rofl:

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

 

 

 

DUG

 

:cool:

 

What do you call a man without a spade in his head??

 

 

DUGLESS!!

what do you call a man who pours liquid into things?

 

PHIL

 

 

what do you call a man who has a million pounds?

 

RICH

What do you call a man with a hotel on his head??

 

Norman Tebbitt

 

(The younger members wont get it)

irishman between 2 panes of glass??

 

Paddy O' Doors

 

twist on the theme:

 

a dinosaur with 1 eye?

 

a dyathink-e-saurus?

 

a gay dinosaur?

 

megasorearse

 

a deer with no eyes?

 

no idea,

 

a deer with no eyes or legs?

 

still no idea

 

derr with no eyes, legs or cock?

 

still no f***ing idea!!

What do you call a man with a plank of wood on his head??

 

Edwood

 

What do you call a man with 3 planks on his head??

 

Edwood Woodwood :rofl: :rofl:

 

Why does he have 3 Ds in his name?

If he didn't he would be

 

 

Ewar Woowoo

why do men have see through lunch boxes? so they kno if they are going to work or comming home.

 

Why is urine yellow and semen white? so you know if your cumming or going

What do you call a man with Bacon on his face ?

 

Rashish

what do you call a 7 foot 20 stone bodybuilder?

 

sir.

what do you call a chinaman swimming in the sea with no arms and no legs???

 

Wan Stron Kok :D

What do you call aman who lives in a muddy bog....................

 

PETE!.

a woman who plays pool while holding six pints?

 

beertricks potter

 

 

Indian cloak room attendant...

 

mahatma coat

 

 

 

Chineese woman with a foodmixer on her head.....

 

blenda

 

 

a woman in the middle of a tennis court...

 

Annette

 

 

 

a man with no arms doing push ups....

 

clever dick

 

 

a man with a rabbit up his arse....

 

warren

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming Pool

 

 

 

BOB

what do you call a black man clinging to someones armpit??

 

 

 

a firsty cambodian

what do you call a pakistani between two houses???

 

 

 

ali.

what do you get when you cross a mexican with a black man???

 

 

a thief whos to lazy to steel

An Indian kareoki singer

 

Gerupta sing