...as i have food poisoning so spending most of the time under the duvet shivering and being sick and shitting myself :cry:

 

Bloody curryhouse, won't be going there again :(

go for the rubber suit tonight

eww can you imagine it sloshing past your cheeks in the middle of the night? :hurl:

Immodium's not a good answer - whatever your bodys trying to get rid of i's best to let it out.

Immodium just keeps it in and prolongs the problem.

Immodium's not a good answer - whatever your bodys trying to get rid of i's best to let it out.

Immodium just keeps it in and prolongs the problem.

Not sure I'd agree old chap. With short lived, but acute diarrhoea you lose a lot of water and electolytes very quickly which can result in de-hydration. All Imodium (generically known as loperamide) does is reduce the muscular contractions of the intestine (known as peristalsis) which move food and faecal matter through the gut and allows the above essentials to be reabsorbed from the gut contents back into the body (which results in firmer and stools that are passed less frequently). I agree that the body initially uses it as defence mechanism to eject the "bad" stuff, but you would've got rid of it all pretty quickly and then your left with ongoing peristalsis which, if left unchecked, can prove fairly problematic. Understatement! ;) Having Crohn's I unfortunately no these things inside and out...the bummer is Loperimide doesn't work for me. Arse. Literally. :wack:

I'm no expert - but my old man is - he's Professor of Gasterenterology at a UK University. He's also an adviser to the Food Standards Agency.

 

He recommends giving Immodium a miss. He had this stomach disorder that seems to be going round for over a week at the start of this year and didn't take Immodium then.

 

I'm not sure of the details but the only time he recommends Immodium is if you've got the sh1ts and you HAVE to travel or situations like that.

I'm no expert - but my old man is - he's Professor of Gasterenterology at a UK University. He's also an adviser to the Food Standards Agency.

 

He recommends giving Immodium a miss. He had this stomach disorder that seems to be going round for over a week at the start of this year and didn't take Immodium then.

 

I'm not sure of the details but the only time he recommends Immodium is if you've got the sh1ts and you HAVE to travel or situations like that.

A different view to the Gastro medical team at Heartlands then......ah, what the hell, the sh1ts is the sh1ts is the sh1znit...;)

eww can you imagine it sloshing past your cheeks in the middle of the night? :hurl:

 

imagine trying to get out of it after without spilling any and the fooking state you would be in something like this

maybe better to shit the bed after all :rofl: :rofl:

and these will help control the runs..

 

bananas

 

Yeah plug one in before you go to bed so you don't repeat last nights incident! :eek: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

There's no wonder there's no mrs bunny when you're into Extreme Shitting LOL :rofl:

think he having a look to see what he has eaten to cause it

pmsl :rofl: up to 6 pages now, this is getting sad lol

 

Well my bum hole failure is at an end, i managed to keep 2 meals down with just wing now.

 

I've never been so relieved to fart without spraying brown water out my rear end :rofl:

 

Bring on the beer!!!! :duffer:

Bring on the beer!!!! :duffer:

 

That's no good. That's what gives people runny farts and makes them smell bad. It's why I don't go near the stuff. Vodka all the way.

That's no good. That's what gives people runny farts and makes them smell bad. It's why I don't go near the stuff. Vodka all the way.

 

amen to that brother, bring a bottle of the stuff to JAE and i'll share a few with you :D

get well soon bud, make sure you use daz to clean the sheets its gets whites brilliantly white :tongue:

Feck off!!-let him clean his own sheets!! :tongue:

pmsl :rofl:

I'd just like to apologise for taking the "piss" on this thread.

I've had the same both end troubles since Wed night :hurl:

Its horrible mate, just hope you don't have the whole problem of having the severe temperatures and need to stay under a duvet for a whole day :)

 

Get well soon bud

 

Nick

Haven't had that just every time I move or get out of bed I feel it all starting again and have to run to the bathroom and take up the "arse on bog, head over sink" position :rofl:

Thank god they're close together!

Haven't had that just every time I move or get out of bed I feel it all starting again and have to run to the bathroom and take up the "arse on bog, head over sink" position :rofl:

Thank god they're close together!

 

I tell you when i get my first house i'm building the bathroom so the toilet is directly by the bath :rofl: