...as i have food poisoning so spending most of the time under the duvet shivering and being sick and shitting myself :cry:

 

Bloody curryhouse, won't be going there again :(

lol now that is having a ring of fire lol

Fook me you took your pc to the toilet to post this....Must be a very dedicated member of the club. I think you need a medal or perhaps we could send you some poopra toilet paper.

lol now that is having a ring of fire lol

 

That guy's almost blowing Z farts. Can you see. Should call them Zarts. lol

this will make him feel better lol :hurl: :hurl: :hurl:

pmsl at you lot lol :D

 

thank god its stopped now, i had a pretty mild curry with no spices in (lamb something makhan) and a peshwari nan and normal pilau rice so no ring of fire thank god :rofl:

 

That vid is just plain nasty lol :rofl:

 

My temp has gone and i'm feeling a little more with it now. Just going to bed and i should be right as rain in the morning.

this will make him feel better lol :hurl: :hurl: :hurl:

 

damn you've set me off now! :hurl: lol

Make sure you top up your fluids mate. After all the fun an laughter of pissing out of the wrong hole, you've lost lots of water. Get it back in you and you'll feel much better.

this will make him feel better lol :hurl: :hurl: :hurl:

 

Nice BUM.... :dance: :duffer:

damn you've set me off now! :hurl: lol

 

I bet you're lucky you're not as large as that. In your condition being that size...imagine trying to wipe your arse! You'd never reach!

or this pmsl

Was yours more sloppy than this Nick?

 

Make sure you top up your fluids mate. After all the fun an laughter of pissing out of the wrong hole, you've lost lots of water. Get it back in you and you'll feel much better.

 

i kept drinking water all day long, at the start i pretty much passed it back out top and bottom but after i'd got rid of all the rubbish in my intestines and stomach i stopped throwing up and i've had another 3 pints since then, any more and i'll piss myself in the night lol :rofl:

Was yours more sloppy than this Nick?

 

 

lol, much more runny than that, if anyone wants their house pebble dashing in brown just ask me next time i get chronic food poisoning :D

is this you in a wet suit nick farting?

pmsl :rofl: wtf?????!?!?!? lol

Or like this?

 

This chart might help you understand your bowels.

 

Or like this?

 

 

that's effing rank lol :D

HEY GUYS, THIS REALLY IS A SHIT THREAD

that's effing rank lol :D

 

That's you that is!

 

pmsl :rofl: classic comedy :D

HEY GUYS, THIS REALLY IS A SHIT THREAD

 

i knew i'd get more response to a thread about bodilly functions than that v12 x5 :rofl:

this you on the way to the chemist taken short?

or maybe this is you nick not taking any chances today

you guys are sick! :x: