...as i have food poisoning so spending most of the time under the duvet shivering and being sick and shitting myself :cry:

 

Bloody curryhouse, won't be going there again :(

Like a flock of sparrows leaving your arse!

 

Doesn't sound fun mate!

I had that over xmas. Although didn't have any bum gravy, Dheli belly or Bombay bum, just yacking up loads and loads until all my stomach bile started appearing. What made it worse is that I had flu at the time as well. :(

Sorry to hear that Nick :( Until recently I always thought it was probably caused by under-cooked or "bad" meat, however apparently it's more likely to be the rice! To quote from the U.K. F.S.A:

 

Uncooked rice can contain spores of Bacillus cereus, bacteria that can cause food poisoning. When the rice is cooked, the spores can survive. Then, if the rice is left standing at room temperature, the spores will germinate into bacteria. These bacteria will multiply and may produce toxins (poisons) that cause vomiting or diarrhoea. Reheating the rice won't get rid of these toxins.

 

Bizarre but true. This information won't prevent you up-chucking but at least you'll be cursing the right food group when you're driving the porcelain bus... :wack: ;)

hope you get better soon nick, and remember the sink is that close to the toilet for a reason lol

Sorry to hear that Nick :( Until recently I always thought it was probably caused by under-cooked or "bad" meat, however apparently it's more likely to be the rice! To quote from the U.K. F.S.A:

 

Uncooked rice can contain spores of Bacillus cereus, bacteria that can cause food poisoning. When the rice is cooked, the spores can survive. Then, if the rice is left standing at room temperature, the spores will germinate into bacteria. These bacteria will multiply and may produce toxins (poisons) that cause vomiting or diarrhoea. Reheating the rice won't get rid of these toxins.

 

Bizarre but true. This information won't prevent you up-chucking but at least you'll be cursing the right food group when you're driving the porcelain bus... :wack: ;)

 

Is that the case with pasta as well. If I've not cooked the pasta to just over al-dente then my subsiquent bowl movements are less than pleasant. Same with rice.

There was gastric flu doing the rounds.

 

My father had it around New Year and it laid him low for a week and it was proper nasty.

 

He hadn't had a day off work since 1972 before then.

 

Hope you've just got 'regular' food poisioning Nick!

Maybe that's what I had? Although my boss also had 2 days of sickness except he didn't the flu...thinking we had some dodgy milk...? Oh I dunno...wasn't nice. So know how you feel. Bet you're making some cracking noises in that bowl!!

hope you get better soon nick, and remember the sink is that close to the toilet for a reason lol

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Good one!! ;)

 

Hope you feel better soon Nick, it's not nice i know bud. You wana nip into JapGirls, you'll probably get a nice big hug in there!! ;) :rofl:

Is that the case with pasta as well. If I've not cooked the pasta to just over al-dente then my subsiquent bowl movements are less than pleasant. Same with rice.

 

 

I think if it's freshly cooked and has been boiled it'll be fine even if it's a little firm.

 

The problem occurs when restaurants / takeaways make a huge batch and keep it for days reheating it a bit at a time.

Is that the case with pasta as well. If I've not cooked the pasta to just over al-dente then my subsiquent bowl movements are less than pleasant. Same with rice.

Apparently there are two versions of the toxin, an emetic and a diarrhoeal (though you can get both!). The Emetic type apparently loves starchy foods so that definately includes pasta... :(

 

As Mr. David says, there's been a bloody awful gastric flu going round though for quite a while. Glad I haven't had it so far (fingers crossed)...with my existing Crohn's disease I'd probably turn red and explode... :wack: ;)

I think if it's freshly cooked and has been boiled it'll be fine even if it's a little firm.

 

The problem occurs when restaurants / takeaways make a huge batch and keep it for days reheating it a bit at a time.

Sorry, yes. To clarify....it's only a problem if it's been cooked and left, or re-heated.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Good one!! ;)

 

Hope you feel better soon Nick, it's not nice i know bud. You wana nip into JapGirls, you'll probably get a nice big hug in there!! ;) :rofl:

 

or get a tampon off em lol, hope your feeling better bud

Talk about the world falling out of your bottom!.

i have got some great tablets that will help you with the bad ar5e!

 

i know im taking them myself!

...as i have food poisoning so spending most of the time under the duvet shivering and being sick and shitting myself :cry:

 

I'd get out from under the duvet or it's going to get really messy :rofl:

It's not the bottom fall out of his world but that the world fall out of his bottom.

 

Sorry to hear you're unwell mate big hugs and all that only please don't chuck up over me LOL

 

Eileen

...as i have food poisoning so spending most of the time under the duvet shivering and being sick and shitting myself :cry:

 

Bloody curryhouse, won't be going there again :(

 

 

damn you - get out of bed! have you written my code thing !! No bed till you do!! :smash: :smash:

 

:tongue:

 

 

hope you feel better soon!

 

xxx

get well soon bud, make sure you use daz to clean the sheets its gets whites brilliantly white :tongue:

i'm back briefly, really hit me hard today boiling but freezing, been sick about 4 times and the squits about 10.

 

They've stopped now but my temperature is really high, having trouble seeingat the mo so sorry if there's spelling mistake.

 

None of my mate's have been effected so no idea what it was.

 

I shared the rice with one other person and had lamb with someone else so no idea at all.

 

I was driving and had 2 cokes and a lemonade? lol :rofl:

...as i have food poisoning so spending most of the time under the duvet shivering and being sick and shitting myself :cry:

 

Bloody curryhouse, won't be going there again :(

 

 

 

Ahhhhh the good old Calcutta Splutter.......... :wack:

 

Not nice, I had it 12 months back, me and my lad was taking it in turns puking and pooing LOL....

 

hope you get better soon.

you need to take bisto tablets when you get ghandi's revenge

pmsl

this aint you is it nick lol click

Haha! PMSL...that's ace!

 

I think this is Nick though.