ordered it ages ago, im fookin starving and drunk, anyone seen it :duffer: :duffer: :duffer:

the kebabian is currently wiping his arse with your pitta bread before rubbing his balls on the pizza base!

Kebab AND pizza?

the kebabian is currently wiping his arse with your pitta bread before rubbing his balls on the pizza base!

i didnt ask for that, it better not be classed as extra toppings, he aint getting anymore cash

Kebab AND pizza?

oh im a greedy fooker

i didnt ask for that, it better not be classed as extra toppings, he aint getting anymore cash

you never know may taste a little saltier then normal lol.

 

the stella will get rid of the taste :duffer: :p

i had a chicken kebab for tea........with hot chilli sauce...... and i'm sober !

nowt like a good dose of jalepinos to get the phlegm up...cough...cough.....snort.......spit.....twirl round plug hole with finger cause it too big to go down with just water

parggon? *mouth full of pizza, bit of pepperoni drops out* :tongue:

stopping in on a friday night young stella are you turning into a hurmur sexyal or what?

stopping in on a friday night young stella are you turning into a hurmur sexyal or what?

 

pmsl, no ive got man flu, am gonna try and get out tonite though

ppfft.... what a killer this man flu is! *rolls eyes*

better than pre and post menstrual action, christ there's only a week in the month you bloomin women are actually alright so there's no way you can have a go about man flu :tongue: ;)

 

"Oh my back/ovaries/head hurts"

 

"I can't believe you're going out without me tonight"

 

"You f**kin b*stard, arrrggggghhhhhhhh"

 

ALL EXCUSED THE NEXT WEEK BY:

 

"I was on my period/feeling pre menstrual/post menstrual, what did you expect?" :D

Hey dont mock the man flu...after all its only women that invented the word migrain to dramatise a bloody headache :rofl:

Hey dont mock the man flu...after all its only women that invented the word migrain to dramatise a bloody headache :rofl:

 

pmsl :rofl: too true mon frere :D

..... and they reckon woman know how to whinge

 

:rofl: :rofl: