ok lads what would you do if these where coming towards you?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0oqFE6RgZ0&mode=related&search=

Blotchy legs!!!

Blotchy legs!!!

 

wot :confused:

i wonder how many of you have run your mouse pointer on her crotch :rofl: :rofl:

pmsl. yep ,i did.

wot :confused:

 

She's got blotchy legs.

She's got blotchy legs.

 

i know what your saying but where

i know what your saying but where

 

Only a bit...but generally, she looks like she's been round the block?

 

She's got blotchy legs.

carls got a zed dont mind blotchy legs. he normally gives them worse things than that. he is MR BLOTCHY .

Only a bit...but generally, she looks like she's been round the block?

 

Maybe "Swings like a barn door Nikki" would be a better name for her? :rofl:

:rofl:

fook me Si do you keep a bird long? well she aint been round my block and if she did she wouldnt need to go round a second time :rofl:

carls got a zed dont mind blotchy legs. he normally gives them worse things than that. he is MR BLOTCHY .

 

here we go :rofl:

It's just an unflattering photo as far as back-door shots go...... if ya know what I mean. Seen nicer 'take me up the shitter' type poses...

hark at you lot, if you walked into her garden and she was in that position and asked you to fook the arse off her you wouldnt walk away. Anyone who says they would is a liar

:rofl: :rofl: sorry bud , been away for a while and truely missed some friendly essex banter.

It's just an unflattering photo as far as back-door shots go...... if ya know what I mean. Seen nicer 'take me up the shitter' type poses...

 

had to be a bit conservative with posting a pic, you know what i mean :D

:rofl: I guess....any hint of a chocolate star-fish might get you banned!

Google is my friend.

 

 

[lie mode]Oh yes, I can see it now. What an absolute munter. I wouldn't touch her with a barge pole.[/lie mode]

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:rolleyes: :tongue: :rofl: ;)

Google is my friend.

 

 

[lie mode]Oh yes, I can see it now. What an absolute munter. I wouldn't touch her with a barge pole.[/lie mode]

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:rolleyes: :tongue: :rofl: ;)

 

thats naughty, but hang on wait for Si to decide she might have a fault somewhere :rofl:

Much more flattering photo...yes...YUM!

too late she's mine now Si :D

 

First dibs and all :tongue:

She's got blotchy legs.

 

I assure you once you get to my age blotch legs are no longer a turn of. If the over all package is good (and she has a nice looking package) then your just happy you had that eastern block holiday :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Besides Huge knockers can black your eyes.

 

So don't look when the wife is watching :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Google is my friend.

 

 

[lie mode]Oh yes, I can see it now. What an absolute munter. I wouldn't touch her with a barge pole.[/lie mode]

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:rolleyes: :tongue: :rofl: ;)

 

Jesus Leigh that looks like Jail bate to me.

 

I prefer them to have left school and uni. Mid 20's to mid 30's, but the creme 'de la creme is the really well looked after 40 year old

I assure you once you get to my age blotch legs are no longer a turn of. If the over all package is good (and she has a nice looking package) then your just happy you had that eastern block holiday :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Besides Huge knockers can black your eyes.

 

So don't look when the wife is watching :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

LMAO!! :rofl: :rofl:

 

Definately not jail bait from what I've just read! :D ;)

Much more flattering photo...yes...YUM!

 

same bird :rofl: dont look like she been round the block there, maybe the play ground :rofl: still gorgeous in that pic

She's got blotchy legs.

 

 

Christ Si, if she comes looking for you I'll tell her you're not interested and sit her on uncle Craig David's lap instead. She can talk about the first thing that pops up. :D