Hi Mates,

I happened across this photo somewhere from the dark and distant past and though it would be a jolly hoot to put some funny captions to it I know, :xxx: )

 

I'll get the ball rolling, the bear at the top is saying "Mate, I need a s**t!!".

 

The winner (Judged by me) will get a free bottle of turtle wax magic match colour co-ordinated car polish (cos I've got 600 of the ba***rds) cos it's Christmas!!. (Just remembered I haven't got any red, green or maroon).

 

Good luck and merry Christmas.

 

HARTY.

"i told you not to look - i havent got any pants on"

"are you sure there's a picnic basket at the top?"

Bear at top "look just fuk off and leave me alone"

 

Bear at bottom "But you said you loved me"

fred dibna!!

 

these bear suits are flippin warm are'nt they !!

Bottom One.

 

 

Arrg you dirty Barteward

 

Top one

 

I told you bears dont sheet in teh woods

here we see the latest members of the russian cosmonaut training programme who will shortly be entering the latest and most technologically advanced rocket that our glorious nation has made!!

 

comerades we salute you.. down with the americanski capitalist pigs!

Fookin great so far LMFAO. Forgot to mention, last entry at 12 noon tomorrow.

 

Cheers for the giggles.

 

HARTY.

Hurry up FFS, I cant BEAR to look at that ass any longer

 

 

Sorry!! HAHA!

''If this log turns over,we're fooked!''

dont look down, or up

bottom bear , says to top bear are you sure theres a slide at the top ..

 

top bear yes trust me theres allway a slide at the top of these!!

"you know you got shit stuck to the hairs up your arse yogi"

 

" yeah and you've got a fookin cold nose Boo Boo"

halfway up the stairs is the stair i sit , there isnt any other stair quite like it !!

 

its not at the bottom and its not at the top but this is the stair where i always stop ,

 

 

 

bottom bear says fookin hurry up my paws are killing me !!

Not far now , then we can slide down again . Those stupid BBC Wildlife tw*ts seem to like that .

Not far now , then we can slide down again . Those stupid BBC Wildlife tw*ts seem to like that .

Why can`t they just try it themselves ?

"i thought you were mad but now i can see your nuts"

Bloody Hell!.

 

I thought it would be easy to pick a winner but they are all great.

 

Here goes. Top three in no particular order:

 

PK1

StellaZ

MGH297

 

Well done, if you PM me your details I'll send you all a bottle.

 

Yo can choose from: dark blue, light blue, black, white, silver, grey, yellow, brown, green or tan/gold.

 

Look forward to hearing from you.

 

HARTY.

boo! fix! :p

boo! fix! :p

 

Go on then, you can have one as well :dance:

booo booo

Go on then, you can have one as well :dance:

 

Boo! Fix!

 

:bow:

PM me guys and I'll send them out.

 

HARTY

unfortunately my lotus is red, so i gladly donate my bottle to the first needy soul on here that needs it. ( unless you really have red!!)

unfortunately my lotus is red, so i gladly donate my bottle to the first needy soul on here that needs it. ( unless you really have red!!)

 

Sorry mate, ran out about a fortnight ago. You can have any other colour though.

 

HARTY

what! whats funny about them esp stellaz (no offence stella) but "dont look down, or up" ffs come on. Hmmm:)