Om mani padme hum

Om mani padme hum

Om mani padme hum

Om mani padme hum

Om mani padme hum

 

It's a million to one shot but it might just work

 

The old guru hippy he say

- it's an interesting impression we must be giving to others

- calling someone a (insert expletive here) rarely clears the air enough to get problems sorted

- if you were a new supplier and read the recent posts, how likely would you be to be keen for our business?

 

Swopping religions for a mo, the Quakers say don't say anything unless

a) it is true

b) it is kind

c) it is necessary

 

So, who's converting to Quaker ism then (also known as the Society of Friends - that's us, ain't it?)

 

PS oh and by the way, peace love and karma at the Five Bells in Horton 12 noon tomorrow Saturday. Haven't polished the motor yet due to ****ing rain so come and have a good laugh.

http://www.300zx.co.uk/forums/ubbforum/Forum4/HTML/000054.html

 

No pulling hair, no slapping, no sulking.

 

PPS Ruddles County £2 a pint

 

[This message has been edited by Gio (edited 26-04-2002).]

George Harrison tried all that sort of crap when that nutter broke in to his house and stabbed him. It was only when his wife came along and smacked said nutter with a poker that things got sorted.

well all i can say is that in a forum full of dark jedis tis i that after being trained in the ways of the force by master qui-gon-ginger himself that stands out as a true jedi master

Fair point. There comes a time when you gotta do what you gotta do - Hitler, loonies in house, fill in your own example.

 

But even Churchill said "Jaw Jaw is better than War War" - obviously hadn't seen a typical forum then!

 

Even most hippies know this but still try the Ommmmmmmmm first (must be in the jeans)

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Harrison spotted the knife and the stone sword; a "personal memory" of another incident - which he did not specify - flashed through his mind. He said: "I made the decision to shout back at him to distract him. I looked down and shouted Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna."

 

The tactic did not work and the intruder advanced up the stairs. Knowing that his wife and mother-in-law were in the house Harrison decided to fight back. Armed only with the "element of surprise" he lunged at Abrams.

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,3604,397814,00.html

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So the way of the hippie is:

1) go "hare krishna" at him

2) lunge at your attacker armed only with the "element of surprise" (not even a nice piece of fresh fruit)

3) get your wife to go for his nuts

 

can I add a 4th - hide behind tooley jedi meister

 

 

[This message has been edited by Gio (edited 26-04-2002).]

Im guessing people are either gonna have to start investing in anger management classes or kung-fu classes,

 

hmmm, im starting to wonder if i ever talk abouts zeds on this board :O)

Originally posted by Gio:

But even Churchill said "Jaw Jaw is better than War War"

 

Yuh, now we all know what churchill had in his cigar