This Guy Comes Into A Bar, he walks upto the bartender. He says,

"Bartender, I got me a bet for you. I'm gona bet you $300 that I can piss into that glass over there, and not spill a single drop."

The bartender thinks, 'Like this glass is a good ten feet away', he says,

"No way, let me get this straight. Your gona bet me $300, that you can piss, standing over here, way over there into that glass, and not spill a single drop?"

The guy looks at him and says,

"That's right!"

Bartender says,

"Young man, you've got yourself a bet."

The young man goes,

"OK, here we go, here we go...."

Pulls out his thing, and he's looking at the glass, he's thinking about the glass, and he's thinking about his dick... glass, dick, glass, dick, glass.....

And then... throooosshhhhhhhhhh, he lets it rippppppppp

And he's pissing all over the place, he's pissing on the bar, he's pissing on the stolls, on the floor, on the phone, on the bartender. He's pissing everywhere, except in the glass.

So, the bartender is laughing his fookin ass off, he's $300 richer, he says'

"You fooking idiot man, you've got it in everything EXCEPT the glass! You owe me $300"

The man says,

"Excuse me, one, one second..."

He goes to the back of the bar, walks up to a couple of guys playing pool, and the're huddled wispering to each other. He comes back to the bar and says,

"Here you go Mr bartender, $300!"

The bartender is like,

"What the fook are you so happy about? You've just lost $300!"

The guys says,

"Well you see those guys over there? I just bet them, $500 each that I could piss on your bar, piss on your floor, piss on your phone and piss on YOU! And not only would you not be mad about it, you'd be happy!"

 

 

Thank you to Mr Rodreguez for that one!! ;)

:rofl: :rofl: PMSL , I missed the glass an` all :dance:

haha!