Now I know we all love our wives/girlfriends to bits but sometimes they come out with the most outrageous and ridiculous statements it makes us weep. So, please post them here.

 

I’ll get the ball rolling with a few.

 

I was working up in Scotland and I was packing my bag to go. I asked her to put the hairdryer in my bag (I had hair then) and she asked………oooh can you plug it in up there?!.

 

I was working in Barrow-in-Furness and her brother was working got a job in Aberdeen. She said excitedly, that’s great you two can have a night out together!!.

 

We were discussing silent letters on words such as Merlot and Cabernet (the wines) etc. and her friend didn’t get it. She tried to explain to her friend “you know, it’s a silent T like Calais!!!. :)

everything that comes out my missis mouth is weird. LOL

Mid way through an argument on he phone, she leaves the folllowing message.

 

 

"I hate the amount of time you spend playing with that car. you're like a 15 year old"

 

Er, didn't think about that one did you!!

 

Had to play it 3 times before I stopped laughing. composed myself and called back to continue the agument. She still has no idea about what she said.

 

 

Andy

A really recent one....

 

out christmas shopping the other day, in a pound shop getting some choclate for stocking fillers for the kids, rs turns round and says..." wounder how much that is?"

 

i gave her a blank look and started laughting!! she said if i told any one i'd be spending christmas on my own!! :wack:

I was wiring a shower in at home, told her the electric would be off for an hour or so if she wanted a last cuppa or anything. "Hang on then, if the lecky is going off let me set the video for Coronation St!!!!"

 

Stupid woman

 

Bob