i laugh my tits off every time i do this now, because i think of all the ppl what posted on my old thread about this.

 

 

hahahaha

 

ROTFPMSL

 

the bubbles do half tickle when they past by your balls dont they.

 

lol

karl

I have showers.....unfortunatley I can not appreciate the feeling!!!! :tongue: :cry:

I have a shower and I can make the bugger echo lol

I have a shower and I can make the bugger echo lol

 

 

that happens to me aswell

 

pmsl

FFS - here we go again... :rofl:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:slap: PIG

FFS - here we go again... :rofl:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:slap: PIG

 

 

Hey I bet you fanny fart dont you, but your too shy to admit it.

Hey I bet you fanny fart dont you, but your too shy to admit it.

 

:shock: which woman would admit to that :rolleyes:

mmmmmmmmm farting from the furry cup miss furry muff pie. lol

Q) What's the difference between women and fridges?

nothing... they are both cool as f*ck!

nothing. they both get warm when opened up.

omg clam!

did you like that miss furry muff pie.

A) a fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

A) a fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

 

:rolleyes:

 

anyway its not like u guys dont like it :rofl:

Did any bits of poo come out?

:hurl:

:rolleyes:

 

anyway its not like u guys dont like it :rofl:

especially when its directly in yer face . mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

especially when its directly in yer face . mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

you need help ... never mind petal - we will support you.

when they come to take you away - dont panic... its for your own good!

 

 

:rofl:

Got a funny story about farting in people's face. When I was at uni, quite a large group of use used to go out. This one time after a monster night out, we came back and one of the guys we were with passed out totally.

 

After about an hour of laughing at him, drawing cocks on his face and shavinf his eyebrow off, Des thought it would be really funny to let rip in his face. Pulled his pants down, crouched down and farted so hard in Andy's face that a small lump of poo rolled out, about the same size as a pea. Absolutely fookin class. The fart kind of popped as the poo came out. Really gross, but a pure comedy moment. Needless to say, Andy remained asleep for quite some time.

:rofl: :rofl: class.

Got a funny story about farting in people's face. When I was at uni, quite a large group of use used to go out. This one time after a monster night out, we came back and one of the guys we were with passed out totally.

 

After about an hour of laughing at him, drawing cocks on his face and shavinf his eyebrow off, Des thought it would be really funny to let rip in his face. Pulled his pants down, crouched down and farted so hard in Andy's face that a small lump of poo rolled out, about the same size as a pea. Absolutely fookin class. The fart kind of popped as the poo came out. Really gross, but a pure comedy moment. Needless to say, Andy remained asleep for quite some time.

 

:hurl: omg...

he was absolutely SHITFACED.

Got a funny story about farting in people's face. When I was at uni, quite a large group of use used to go out. This one time after a monster night out, we came back and one of the guys we were with passed out totally.

 

After about an hour of laughing at him, drawing cocks on his face and shavinf his eyebrow off, Des thought it would be really funny to let rip in his face. Pulled his pants down, crouched down and farted so hard in Andy's face that a small lump of poo rolled out, about the same size as a pea. Absolutely fookin class. The fart kind of popped as the poo came out. Really gross, but a pure comedy moment. Needless to say, Andy remained asleep for quite some time.

 

 

i love nights like that just get ratted and do funny as fuk things, you can never replicate them nights, i remember sleeping round my mates house whilst i was in the army, and i got that pissed i was handicapped, i wanted a shit that bad i couldnt move though i was that drunk, so i closed my eyes, i then thought i was on the bog, (which i wasnt i was still in bed) i shat and pissed everywhere, at breakfast it was like trainspotting all over again, just without the underaged girl, however that could of happened aswell but i carnt remember lol

i love nights like that just get ratted and do funny as fuk things, you can never replicate them nights, i remember sleeping round my mates house whilst i was in the army, and i got that pissed i was handicapped, i wanted a shit that bad i couldnt move though i was that drunk, so i closed my eyes, i then thought i was on the bog, (which i wasnt i was still in bed) i shat and pissed everywhere, at breakfast it was like trainspotting all over again, just without the underaged girl, however that could of happened aswell but i carnt remember lol

 

FFS - and then you wonder why girls prefer girls!

Any pics? :rofl: