:hurl: NEVER DRINK SEAWATER AGAIN.... or even friggin swim in it :nono:

 

do you know sumone i know or i have been with hun, i know im a god in bed and unload with out fail again and again, but that is freaky its like i have unloaded on you and you know everything. lol (you wish) pmsl

 

 

its ok petal... it happens to the best of us... its called amnesia (or loss of memory) mostly due to old age... never mind - i wont hold it against you and I wont be offended! :p

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

i love licking furry clams miss furry muff pie and i am honoured.

 

:bow:

 

well young clam.... you be careful.... and if you cant be careful .... name it after me! :dance:

its ok petal... it happens to the best of us... its called amnesia (or loss of memory) mostly due to old age... never mind - i wont hold it against you and I wont be offended! :p

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

old age im 26 hun.................. its just im that much of a slag i carnt remember EVERYONE that gets the karl treatment, i would more than likely forget you aswell hun unless you left a lasting inprint in my mind.....

 

pmsl

the only imprint I'd consider leaving on you would be a punch...... 'BANG' :p

the only imprint I'd consider leaving on you would be a punch...... 'BANG' :p

 

 

yeah what ever hun, i'll BANG u if you dont shut up

 

LOL

yeah what ever hun, i'll BANG u if you dont shut up

 

LOL

 

Eeeeek - HP has now shut up! ;)

Eeeeek - HP has now shut up! ;)

 

 

please dont i wanna bang ya pmsl

please dont i wanna bang ya pmsl

 

im unbangable

im unbangable

 

ok most woman say that to me but things change when i switch on the charm (20pints of stella) lol

ok most MEN say that to me but things change when i switch on the charm (20pints of stella) lol

 

miss furry muff pies a stunning young LADY. i think you got the wrong end of the stick bud. shes not a man. lol. :rofl:

miss furry muff pies a stunning young LADY. i think you got the wrong end of the stick bud. shes not a man. lol. :rofl:

 

 

i heard she drinks like a man though. pmsl

drink any of you under the table!!

and she drinks pints.

erm actually i dont - beer makes me burp - however is ultimate desperation i will drink ANYTHING!

like a sperm whale i heard. lol

a sperm whale has nothing on HUNGRY THE HUNNIPIE

:rofl:

like a sperm whale i heard. lol

 

i'd rather kiss a camels toe :rofl:

mmmmmmmmmmm now wheres the tissues. your my kinda girl. so do i

i'd rather kiss a camels toe :rofl:

 

 

i love kissing camels toe to hun

how comes we cant see when your online. your like a ghost.

ahhh we have something in common besides the love hate relationship...

 

love to hate you!

how comes we cant see when your online. your like a ghost.

 

coz im in stealth mode! I'm hiding from the plebs! :rofl:

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