:hurl: NEVER DRINK SEAWATER AGAIN.... or even friggin swim in it :nono:

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: trust you to notice that fancy a bath :rofl: :rofl:

never saw that on attenborough

:shock: that's a lot of sperm

I knew there was a reason I prefered swimming pools :rofl:

I knew there was a reason I prefered swimming pools :rofl:

 

can always bash 1 out in the pool for ya :x: :rofl: :rofl:

can always bash 1 out in the pool for ya :x: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Thanks but no thanks :slap: :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: trust you to notice that fancy a bath :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

fook sakes, i'll keep my rubber duck thanks... :shock: imagine that in ur bath... :hurl:

Sorry but that's "boll0cks" :rofl:

That's a Whale Shark, not a Blue Whale ;)

Sorry but that's "boll0cks" :rofl:

That's a Whale Shark, not a Blue Whale ;)

 

its still hoooooge whatever it is....

A sperm whale maybe?

pmsl :rofl:

 

i knock more than that amount out every time... :x:

its still hoooooge whatever it is....

 

It's a penis :tongue:

imagine that in ur bath...

 

Imagine?? I experience it everytime I have a bath! :D

I wonder if the whale turns to his partner and say "swallow bitch" :rofl: :rofl:

 

btw its John on Tara's name .. she just cringed at that :rofl: :rofl:

gullible on here aren't we ;)

 

http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/whale.asp

lol, i thought it was small for a whale's penis, i was told they measure about 10 feet in length from what i remember from the david attenborough docus on tv :D

didn't read that did you ;) Sharks don't have penis's

Sharks don't have penis's

 

poor things... they dont know what they are missing out on :smash:

poor things... they dont know what they are missing out on :smash:

ive heard your an expert on the penis miss furry muff pie.

ive heard your an expert on the penis miss furry muff pie.

 

and who spilt the beans to you young clam :tongue:

:rofl: i read it in the news of the world. your quite famous. and youve mentioned young clam before. is that my new pet name. lol

that would be a mouth full if he unloaded wouldnt it girlies......................... u dirty bitches............................... i love ya.

 

pmsl

:rofl: i read it in the news of the world. your quite famous. and youve mentioned young clam before. is that my new pet name. lol

 

 

yep - you should feel honoured @ ur new name!!

 

 

 

 

that would be a mouth full if he unloaded wouldnt it girlies......................... u dirty bitches............................... i love ya.

 

pmsl

 

 

bit like when u unload hey Karl?? :tongue:

yep - you should feel honoured @ ur new name!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

bit like when u unload hey Karl?? :tongue:

 

do you know sumone i know or i have been with hun, i know im a god in bed and unload with out fail again and again, but that is freaky its like i have unloaded on you and you know everything. lol (you wish) pmsl

i love licking furry clams miss furry muff pie and i am honoured.

 

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