none of them (all three lol) will go out on the lash with me tomorrow nite, apperently they are all saving up for christmass

 

what a bunch of pussies, looks like i will be going out on my tod, no way am i staying in when ourlass is out with her mates, it will drive me mad with boredome

 

what to do

Me and my friend were only saying earlier that when our blokes go out we actually look forward to a quiet night in by ourselves in front of the telly with our slippers and a cuppa :rolleyes: but when us girls go out, you blokes just cannot stay in. Can you please explain to us why as we dont understand?? :) :rofl:

Dude, going out and wasting loads of money on booze isn't always the way to 'have a life'.

Me and my friend were only saying earlier that when our blokes go out we actually look forward to a quiet night in by ourselves in front of the telly with our slippers and a cuppa :rolleyes: but when us girls go out, you blokes just cannot stay in. Can you please explain to us why as we dont understand?? :) :rofl:

 

because when you's come in you's are even more annoying than normal

 

then there is the constant drivel, the slaver, the "you will never guess who i seen tonite"...."i cant guess, tell me"......"go on try"....."fook off you are doing my head in" question

 

then there is no pizza cause apperently there was no shop near by (lying cow gave it away to lads in the taxi que)

 

then there is "rub my back im going to be sick", which normally isnt a prob cause im drunk aswell, but when im sober :hurl:

 

so i think me being as drunk will make the end of an evening much easier to bare

 

there is more but wont go on for sake of reprecussions

Dude, going out and wasting loads of money on booze isn't always the way to 'have a life'.

 

it is for me, thats what i like to spend my cash on so until i can no longer physically do it or afford it i will continue to do so

I am sat here chuckling to myself cos as I am reading it I can actually picture it and unfortunately, it sounds very realistic! Point taken :rofl: :rofl:

wuwhoooooo, one of mates just rang, he has changed his mind im now going out on the lash

 

glad you seen the light there anna lol

lol. Have fun. :duffer: :dance:

mate your welcome down here, having crispy duck and a case of our favorites lol

mate your welcome down here, having crispy duck and a case of our favorites lol

 

cheers bud but im sorted wuwhooooooooooooooo :duffer: :duffer: :duffer:

Put her underwear on your head and have an enormous vvank.

Put her underwear on your head and have an enormous vvank.

 

again lol

Put her underwear on your head and have an enormous vvank.

Awesome idea, my mrs is away in New York, think I'll give that a go