A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a

divorce for him.

 

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,

and asked him the following questions:

 

Have you any grounds? - Yes, an acre and half and nice little home

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? - It made of concrete.

 

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?

 

No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean. What are your relations like? - All my relations still in Poland.

 

Is there any infidelity in your marriage? - We have hi-fidelity stereo and

good DVD player.

 

Does your wife beat you up? - No, I always up before her

 

Is your wife a nagger? - No, she white.

 

Why do you want this divorce? - She going to kill me.

 

What makes you think that? - I got proof. What kind of proof? -

She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in

bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover".

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: now thats a good one!!!! :rofl:

:d :d :d

oh Dear

hehehehehehehhe

LOL my Polish co-worker loved it :)

:D Nice one Stu