The following are good laws that govern our everyday existence!!

 

*LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE*

 

*Law of Mechanical Repair*:

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch

or you'll have to pee.

 

*Law of the Workshop*:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

*Law of Probability*:

The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity

of your act.

 

*Law of the Telephone*:

If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

 

*Law of the Alibi*:

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,

the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law*:

If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will start to

move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

 

*Law of the Bath*:

When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

 

*Law of Close Encounters*:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with

someone you don't want to be seen with

 

*Law of the Result*:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

*Law of Biomechanics*:

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

 

*Law of the Theatre*:

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive

last.

 

*Law of Coffee*:

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to

do something, which will last until the coffee is cold.

 

*Murphy's Law of Lockers*:

If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent

lockers.

 

*Law of Rugs/Carpets*:

The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor

covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the

carpet/rug.

 

*Law of Location*:

No matter where you go, there you are

 

*Law of Logical Argument*:

Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

 

*Brown's** Law*:

If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

 

*Wilson's Law*:

As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

Another one: After you have just chopped fresh chillis you'll need a pee!

 

Flippin hurts too :o

Another one: After you have just chopped fresh chillis you'll need a pee!

 

Flippin hurts too :o

Glad I don't have that problem luv lol :eek:

Another one: After you have just chopped fresh chillis you'll need a pee!

 

Flippin hurts too :o

 

 

Couldnt agree more, made that mistake with a birdeye chill. wow did that hurt.

:rofl: I wear disposable gloves now. Only make that mistake once!