WTF is going on? LMAO :rofl:

what do you call a dinosaur who eats load of chicken balti and currys?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

a megasorearse.... or megasarus ,one of the two

what a shitzu

 

a zoo with no animals

ok paddy gets ajob on a building site , the forman says to him paddy go up to the top floor scaffold and bring dat wheelbarrow , ok says paddy ,

 

 

 

hour later paddy comes back with two wheelbarrows one inside another , the forman says why the fook did you get me two , paddy says you didnt expect me to carry it did ya !

 

 

 

ps its an old joke no offence to anyone irish reading this

ok last one , what is this noise , meeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwww

 

 

 

a cat doing 120 mph down the motorway!!!!

How do you make a cat go 'Woof'?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dowse it in petrol and light the fooker

pmsl :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

There were three prostitutes living together - a mother, daughter and

grandmother. One night the daughter came home looking very down. "How

did you get on tonight dear?" asked her mother.

 

"Not too good," replied the daughter. "I only got £20 for a blow job."

 

"Wow!" said the mother, "In my day we gave a blow job for 5 pence!"

 

"Good God!" said the Grandmother. "In my day we were just glad to get

something warm in our stomachs!"

ok why did the blonde steal an american police car when she was over there on holiday ????????

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

beacause on the back it had 911 in big bold letters she thought it was a porsche!!!!

3 blondes in a car drive to disney land, they get 300m away see a sign and turn around and go home. it read "Disney Land Left

WTF is going on? LMAO :rofl:

 

old ones are always the best.... goodnight ppl....

paddy and murphy walking down the road

murphy finds a mirror, picks it up, looks in it and says "I know the face but cant think who it is"

paddy says "Give us it here, i take a look" to his surprise he turns to murphy and shouts "its me you idiot!"

two suicide bombers in jj sports trying on ruk sacks

1 turns to the other and says "do you think my bomb looks big in this?"

2 flys sitting on a turd, 1 farted and the other 1 says "do you mind im eating!"

2 flys sitting on a turd, 1 farted and the other 1 says "do you mind im eating!"

 

:hurl:

i saw 2 fat women walking towards me, and being polite i said hello sugar, one fat woman said hello back to me, so i replyed no not you, the other lump!

i said to a bloke "hello john can you tell me where the off licence is please"

he replyed "how did you know my name is john?"

"i guessed" i said

so he replyed "well guess where the fooking off licence is then!"

have you ever noticed "an englishman and scotsman and an irish man walk into the pub" ever wonderd where the welshman is?

 

he is already in the pub

A car pulled up and asked me where the local boozer was."your looking at him" i replied and walked off. :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: :hurl:

what goes from burbery to red in a flick of a switch?

 

a chav in a blender