WTF is going on? LMAO :rofl:

Lets hear some new ones then :tongue:

Lets hear some new ones then :tongue:

I say, I say, I say. My dog's got no nose! :D

You're not THAT old are you Andy? :rofl:

You're not THAT old are you Andy? :rofl:

 

Can he call a friend or do a 50/50

Can he call a friend or do a 50/50

 

no he asked the audience :rofl:

and they gave him the wrong answer

no he asked the audience :rofl:

 

10% said between 20+30

40% said between 30+40

2% said between 40+60

48% said who gives a :tongue:

That's enough crap jokes for one night

 

 

You've been lightening the Z then Andy? :rofl:

That's enough crap jokes for one night

 

 

You've been lightening the Z then Andy? :rofl:

 

yep they all went down the pan :rofl:

He's gone quiet

(joke)

 

scientists have discovered the average penis weighs 5 oz

 

they are as yet unaware what the average c*nt weighs

 

could one of you guys hop one the scales please and post me back please?

 

 

ONLY JOKING GUYS YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU ALL REALLY!!

He's gone quiet

 

He's here ;)

He's here ;)

 

he been hidding in the bushes..............................he should be so lucky :tongue:

(joke)

 

scientists have discovered the average penis weighs 5 oz

 

they are as yet unaware what the average c*nt weighs

 

could one of you guys hop one the scales please and post me back please?

 

 

ONLY JOKING GUYS YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU ALL REALLY!!

 

well i know how much this c*nt weighs but it's rude to ask a guy his weight lol

Nah I'm hiding from all the trick or treaters ;) LMAO

Nah I'm hiding from all the trick or treaters ;) LMAO

 

tight b@st@rd :rofl:

mug the 6 year olds of their sweets to give to the older kids so they dont throw eggs at your car lol

Nah I'm hiding from all the trick or treaters ;) LMAO

 

I thought you might be out trick or treating yourself

Cheeky feckers knocked on the the door-no answer,saw the garage light on and rattled on the door!!

Shouted to 'go away' :rolleyes:

whats a hospice?

a gallon and a half

what goes zzub zzub zzub

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

a bee flying backwards!!

il get me coat !

whats 50ft long and stinks of piss

 

the conga line at the old peoples home

ok , what do you call dinosaur with one eye??

a doyouthinkhesaurus