okay ... we all have them, so here goes:

 

Slap Your Co-Worker Day!!

 

Friday 20th October 2006

 

 

Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about?

 

Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?

 

Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?

 

Well, I am so very glad to officially announce Friday 20th October as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!

 

Here are the rules you must follow:

 

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.

 

* You can slap the same person more than once if they irritate regularly in the same day.

 

* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.

 

* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.

 

 

If questioned by a supervisor, you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!

 

Now, study the rules, break out your list of people that irritate the living daylights out of you, and get slapping.....and have a great day! :slap:

What happens when the irritant is the boss, who do you lie to

she must have been really annoying!