Type out the sentence you end up with

 

Pick the month you were born:

 

January--I kicked

 

February--I loved

 

March--I smoked

 

April--I dry humped

 

May--I choked on

 

June--I murdered

 

July--I did the Macarena with

 

August--I had lunch with

 

September--I danced with

 

October--I sang to

 

November--I yelled at

 

December--I ran over

 

 

 

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

 

1-------a birdbath

 

2-------a monster

 

3-------a phone

 

4-------a fork

 

5-------a Mexican

 

6-------a gangster

 

7-------my cell phone

 

8-------my dog

 

9-------my best friends' boyfriend

 

10-------my neighbor

 

11-------my science teacher

 

12-------a banana

 

13-------a fireman

 

14-------a stuffed animal

 

15-------a goat

 

16-------a pickle

 

17-------your mom

 

18-------a spoon

 

19-------myself

 

20-------a baseball bat

 

21-------a ninja

 

22-------Chuck Norris

 

23-------a noodle

 

24-------a squirrel

 

25-------a football player

 

26-------my sister

 

27-------my brother

 

28-------an ipod

 

29-------a permanent marker

 

30-------a llama

 

31-------A homeless guy

 

 

 

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

 

 

 

White----------because I'm cool like that

 

Black-----------because that's how I roll.

 

Pink------------because I'm a homosexual.

 

Red------------because the voices told me to.

 

Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want

 

Green---------because I hate myself.

 

Purple---------because I'm cool.

 

Gray----------because I was drunk

 

Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

 

Orange-------because I hate my family.

 

Brown--------because I was high.

 

Other-------because I'm a ninja.

 

None--------because I cant control myself

 

Now type out the sentence you made

 

Mine was : I loved a Mexican because that's how I roll....

"I sang to a birdbath because I was drunk" - that's uncanny :rofl:

 

Steve :)

I dry humped a banana because I cant control myself :rofl: :rofl:

I yelled at a fireman because I'm NOT a homosexual.

Ha Ha, Lampshader has a pink top on.

" I yelled at a baseball bat because I'm sexy and I do what I want"

"I smoked a stuffed animal because I was drunk"

I did the Macarena (Not in this life I didn't LOL) with a fireman (nice ;) ) because I'm cool with that :D

I kicked my dog because I was drunk :rofl:

Here..... I could get in trouble typing things like that :rofl:

I dry humped a banana because I cant control myself :rofl: :rofl:

 

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I loved a spoon because I was drunk

i choked on chuck norris because thats how i roll :D

I dry humped a spoon because that's how I roll.

I smoked a fork cos I'm sexy and do what I want

:rofl:

I ran over a gangsta because I was drunk

I choked on a mexican because I'm cool like that... :shock:

"I murdered Chuck Norris because I'm sexy and I do as I want"

"I murdered Chuck Norris because I'm sexy and I do as I want"

 

:shock: :shock: Are you sure

 

I would have bet diamonds on

I smoke a hot crack pipe and burn the soles of there feet

:p

I smoked a stuffed animal because I hate myself :nono:

"I murdered a squirrel cos I'm cool like that"

 

You know I have shot at a few squirrels lately, pesky vermin...

i danced the macarena with a fork because i'm sexy and do what i want!!!!

I did the Macarena with my dog because I'm a homosexual

i dry humped a squirrel cos thats how i roll!! ffs

I did the Macarena with my dog because I'm a homosexual

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I danced with Chuck Norris because that's how I roll lol :D

i dry humped a stuffed animal because im cool like that.

were the hell dya get em :rofl:

I danced with a noodle because I'm sexy and can do what I want. :rofl: