Or so i kept telling her last night when I got home from the pub pissed up and carrying a cold chinese :p

Or so i kept telling her last night when I got home from the pub pissed up and carrying a cold chinese :p

 

obviously trying to get some...... :p

Not likely, all I want to do after a good sesh is a good sleep, but i was up at 5.30 to get my car from the pub and go to work.

did u have the chinese for brekkie, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Nice one ;)

did u have the chinese for brekkie, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

 

No mate, I'm too much of a ganit I ate it then.

 

She did tell me that when I came home I stood outside the livingroom window with my arms open and shouted that I loved her at the top of my voice, man I must have been hammered :smash:

No mate, I'm too much of a ganit I ate it then.

 

She did tell me that when I came home I stood outside the livingroom window with my arms open and shouted that I loved her at the top of my voice, man I must have been hammered :smash:

 

we have all done that lol, or you ring up absolutly hammered and then they cant get you off the phone, which is my usual one :rolleyes:

we have all done that lol, or you ring up absolutly hammered and then they cant get you off the phone, which is my usual one :rolleyes:

 

Well I rang up from work this morning to be a bit more soppy and she wanted me to "shout it out loud like you did last night" Did she give me a hard time over it or what, and then when I got home from work I was greeted by the whole household, including my daughters boyfriend, taking the pee out of me.

i used to call my missus up at 3 in the morning to tell her i loved her, cant understand why she didnt appreciate it.

i used to call my missus up at 3 in the morning to tell her i loved her, cant understand why she didnt appreciate it.

 

ive just done that now as it is 2am where she is, all i got was "fook off i know" :p

I love my wife

 

I love your wife too ;) :D

I love your wife too ;) :D

 

I know, she said she wasn't impressed :tongue: thats why she is still my wife :p

if i had a wife id do the same lol

if i had a wife id do the same lol

 

If you like you can ring mine, saves me a job :p

had many many girlfriends who decide to ring me partway through the night past 3am :(

was it a chinese bloke or woman?

was it a chinese bloke or woman?

 

Hey now that would be fun if it was a woman

Hey now that would be fun if it was a woman

 

 

Which is why I asked. that could have made the thread very interesting indeed...... :D

I once ran from twins :shock:

 

I was young and they scared me, if only I knew then

I once ran from twins :shock:

 

I was young and they scared me, if only I knew then

 

 

OMG my all time favourite fantasy. I dont think i could live with myself if I ran from that opportunity. YOU FOOL... :D :rofl: :slap:

OMG my all time favourite fantasy. I dont think i could live with myself if I ran from that opportunity. YOU FOOL... :D :rofl: :slap:

 

Thats it rub it in.

 

In fact I did do both of them at different times, well I think it was both cos I couldn't tell who was who unless they stood next to each other and told me, then they would have fun and tease me.

 

If only I knew then :cry:

Thats it rub it in.

 

In fact I did do both of them at different times, well I think it was both cos I couldn't tell who was who unless they stood next to each other and told me, then they would have fun and tease me.

 

If only I knew then :cry:

 

 

 

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