whats your nick name.

 

mine is "sick puppy" because im such a perverted ******* i can make anybody throw up just by talking to them :p yourse is . . . . . ?

dirty perverted *******

 

i get tld that everytime i hit on a girl

i used to be called "you got any money" when i got home from work by the ex wife

 

Hence why she now the ex wife, not because i never had any money its coz i came into money....I had a w@nk in me wallet :rofl:

 

real reason is, i said if i won some money on the lottery and gave you half would you fook off? She said yes. So i said heres a fiver! i won a tenner....fook off!! :rofl:

For the first three years of my life,i thought my name was oi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For the first three years of my life,i thought my name was oi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Oi mush fuc k off who do you think you are, dont you look at me like that ill do your fuc king car. class song, swansea town hill rap :rofl:

Oi mush fuc k off who do you think you are, dont you look at me like that ill do your fuc king car. class song, swansea town hill rap :rofl:

Nice one! :rofl: :rofl:

Nelly at school

Jinx in army

Kids at tennis club call me Kristoph

Nelly at school

Jinx in army

Kids at tennis club call me Kristoph

 

not cecil jones lol

Ummmm, mine is chunk :)

"J.B" short for johnboy

 

"Ven" .. old SPL team name was "Team Venom"

 

"speedy" .. summit to do with my driving i think

 

"John the Joker" well known for nail gunning the lads boots on site to anything and everything and hiding under the secretaries desks wearing a freddie crugar mask

 

and

 

" oi you noisey barsteward turn that racket down" .. well i think thats what it is as i have to lip read :rofl: :rofl:

Captain Slow.....weird ain't it....although I used to be fastgrandad.

The Randster from when i was about 12 LOOOONG story :D

im called donkey dick at work.

 

stud muffin by my girlfiend

 

arsehole by my mates

 

 

and uuuurgh whos that twat over there by the ladies in the pub!

Driftororoia and Driftie by the honda lads LOL

 

Aisles and Eye eye by my oldest school friend

 

 

and Possum by hubbie :D :D :D

Been called Hazel by everyone since I was 5

Even the Wife and Kids call me it :D

im called "Dangerous" at work. lol :p

 

 

Ummmm, mine is chunk :)

i thought that was your real name! :shock: :p

not cecil jones lol

 

 

nope Fairfax

 

Officialy the worse school in the South of the UK including N/Irland

At school it was always 'The Duke' or 'The Big Man'.

 

Feel free to use them if you wish. ;)

At school it was always 'The Duke' or 'The Big Man'.

 

Feel free to use them if you wish. ;)[/quote

 

 

Stoping fishing you know you were never called that and we are never going to call you it now :D :D :D :D

im called donkey dick at work.

 

stud muffin by my girlfiend

 

arsehole by my mates

 

 

and uuuurgh whos that twat over there by the ladies in the pub!

 

ond dont forget "polo neck wearing gay bloke" by yours truely :rofl: :rofl:

At school it was always 'The Duke' or 'The Big Man'.

 

Feel free to use them if you wish. ;)

Smoke me a Kipper...I'll be back for breakfast...

 

 

;) :D

I've been called Peach since I was 7 - and now I'm 30!

 

Before I met my wife, I had girlfriends that came and went and never knew my real name.

 

Or where I lived.

 

Very handy ;) :D

Mine is Dwarfy

 

cose im the shortest out of all my m8's and its the name i use when gaming online

Smoke me a Kipper...I'll be back for breakfast...

 

 

;) :D

 

 

I love red dwarf.

 

think we should all call him smeghead from now on

I love red dwarf.

 

think we should all call him smeghead from now on

You can't beat the classic's ;)

 

Gimboid, Bonehead, Goit, Twonk, Smeghead...so many choices...:D

ond dont forget "polo neck wearing gay bloke" by yours truely :rofl: :rofl:

 

:rofl: :bow: