three and a half inch floppy

kumquat

 

your turn!

Grease nipple

flange

Wafty crank.

w@nkel rotary

slippery nipple (as in the drink)

anything "moist"

Tug

Anything Hard

Anything Erect

Anything Open

Anything Wet

Anything Slippery

 

Hot

Gusset!

 

In the Aircraft Maintanace manuals at work it often asks you to 'Lube the flange prior to insertion' Outstanding!

masticate

 

always got a giggle at school :rofl:

Bearded clam

wang

Penge

Cheam

Pratts Bottom

cornish village:

 

Ventongimps

gesticulate

Meat and 2 veg..... :rofl:

 

..

pull it out, quick put it back in its squirting every where

 

(talking about bleeding a radiator)

 

they are called double entendre's (if thats spelt right lol)

Captain Pugwash

Master Bates

and

Roger the Cabin Boy

Captain Pugwash

Master Bates

and

Roger the Cabin Boy

 

An urban legend ;)

 

The Guardian actually had to pay damages to the creators after suggesting these characters appeared in the cartoon.

Twatt, Shetland

Twatt, Orkney

dick institute,east ayrshire

Cockermouth, Cumbria

Tosson Hill, Northumberland

Assich Forest, Highland

Pusey House, Oxfordshire

Shafton, South Yorkshire

The instructions from a fire extinguisher at my old office....

 

"CAUTION, Do not hold horn during discharge!!!"

 

.....That was real, honest :rofl:

 

Richard :smw:

dick institute,east ayrshire

 

How bizarre, that was right across the road from my school! Good ole Kilmarnock Academy!

The instructions from a fire extinguisher at my old office....

 

"CAUTION, Do not hold horn during discharge!!!"

 

.....That was real, honest :rofl:

 

Richard :smw:

 

 

and they have L.U.L. on them too ..and that meen's "prick" in Dutch....!!!!

 

 

,,,

seamstress.

 

Might just be me who finds it funny :rofl: :confused:

Nobbys nuts

peacock.

 

should be changed to urinal penis bird