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Youngest son:Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between "potentially and reality"?

 

Dad: I will show you.

 

Dad turns to his wife and asks her, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars"?

 

Wife: "Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity!"

 

Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars?

 

Daughter: "Wow! Yes! This is my fantasy!"

 

Dad turns to his elder son and asks him, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars"?

 

Elder son: "Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars! I would not even hesitate!"

 

So the father turns back to his younger son saying:

 

"You see son, 'potentially' we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but in 'reality' we are living with two prostitutes and a faggot!"

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