You have seen both our manifestos....who would you vote for?

I vote for the other guy!!! Nothing personal...just he looks less shifty....lol

Captain Slows Manifesto

 

1. Tougher Sentences for crime. Life to mean a MINIMUM of 25 years.

 

2. Automatic death penalty for severe crimes committed which can be proven beyond all reasonable doubt (DNA or CCTV)

 

3. Public Humiliation for minor crimes such as drunk and disorderly, or being a chav (Stocks & Name and Shame Boards)

 

4. Removal of finger for shoplifting (1st time) Removal of hand for second offence.

 

5. The removal of the Human Rights Act, to be replaced with one based on Common Sense.

 

6. Withdrawal from the EU, as it offers nothing to us.

 

7. Directing of money made from cars to be used to improve roads and lowering fuel costs.

 

8. Speed limits to be upped on M-way during the hours of 22.30 to 06.00. Speed limits in towns to remain the same.

 

9. Legalising weed and prostitution as in Holland (Hasn’t done them any harm)

 

10. Anyone suspected of terrorism is to be removed to the most remote island, and left to starve.

 

11. Anyone involved in terrorism shall be executed in public….by the public.

 

12. More focus to be put on real schooling, not by learning from books.

 

13. Borders to close, in much the same way as Australia. Only skilled workers are allowed to settle here.

 

14. Everyone living in the UK has to accept British way of life. No if’s or but’s..

 

15. Anyone on the dole for more than 3 months has a job given to them. The job is street cleaning, but for the same money they would get on the dole. Not only would we have the cleanest streets in the world...we wouldn't have so many people sat around on their arse.

Scrawnis

 

1:All cars are to be taxed up to the hilt except Zeds, when upon proof of being driven to the max will have rebates of 95%

 

2:Beer and spirits will be made available only to bonafidi Zed owners

 

3:Any insult to a Zed or thier owner will be punishable by 30 lashes (thats lashes not lasses)

 

4:Hippies will be made into park wardens and all round tree planters

 

5:The war on terror starts with all bad body kits taken off the open market (this is to be decided upon by a select panel of top body modders headed by Jason Farrow and Bee Gee Vince)

 

6:Parties and general piss ups are to be organised by the ladies (as they do a wonderful job of keeping us fed, this will be headed by Madhamster if he will have it)

scrawni gets my vote!! :D

Captain Slows Manifesto

 

1. Tougher Sentences for crime. Life to mean a MINIMUM of 25 years.

 

2. Automatic death penalty for severe crimes committed which can be proven beyond all reasonable doubt (DNA or CCTV)

 

3. Public Humiliation for minor crimes such as drunk and disorderly, or being a chav (Stocks & Name and Shame Boards)

 

4. Removal of finger for shoplifting (1st time) Removal of hand for second offence.

 

5. The removal of the Human Rights Act, to be replaced with one based on Common Sense.

 

6. Withdrawal from the EU, as it offers nothing to us.

 

7. Directing of money made from cars to be used to improve roads and lowering fuel costs.

 

8. Speed limits to be upped on M-way during the hours of 22.30 to 06.00. Speed limits in towns to remain the same.

 

9. Legalising weed and prostitution as in Holland (Hasn’t done them any harm)

 

10. Anyone suspected of terrorism is to be removed to the most remote island, and left to starve.

 

11. Anyone involved in terrorism shall be executed in public….by the public.

 

12. More focus to be put on real schooling, not by learning from books.

 

13. Borders to close, in much the same way as Australia. Only skilled workers are allowed to settle here.

 

14. Everyone living in the UK has to accept British way of life. No if’s or but’s..

 

15. Anyone on the dole for more than 3 months has a job given to them. The job is street cleaning, but for the same money they would get on the dole. Not only would we have the cleanest streets in the world...we wouldn't have so many people sat around on their arse.

 

top man

They both have good policies...but I'll have to go with Captain Slow because of numbers 5,6 and 14.

 

Legalising weed and prostitution as in Holland (Hasn’t done them any harm)

 

oh yes it has bud ,,and in a big way,,,,,,they pay mad tax ...i.e. the weed is taxed @ 40 to 60 %

 

and prostition is in a bad way with all the east europen's,,,droping the price's,,and A'dam is now a Sh!t place to live !!!!!!!!!! :cry:

 

i know this from living there for 14 year's and it's getting sh!tter by the day ......

 

 

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But by taxing weed, you can lower tax on other things (Cars)

 

Think of the tourism.

But by taxing weed, you can lower tax on other things (Cars)

 

Think of the tourism.

 

 

that's the F**KING prob is the Tourises they think Holland is only Whores and Drug-es...

 

and if you ask any american where A'dam is he would say it's that place in Denmark where you can buy drug's and F**k whores.....

 

Sorry bud but you need to think LONG TERM...... ;)

 

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Someone from the Monster Raving Looney party!

Someone from the Monster Raving Looney party!

 

yea thats scrawnis :rofl: :rofl: