Great thread

 

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Anyone pulled a strange bird ever? (or bloke for the lasses!)

Went to a party years ago when i was a lad and everyone was

nipping off to the bedrooms for a bit, when this guy comes up

and says theres this bird in there thats gagging for it. So this mate

of mine goes in and this bird is on all fours so he goes up behind her

and starts giving her one, and as she starts moaning she turns

round and it turns out to be his sister.

I pulled a 41 yr old with fake breasticles - oh i miss those puppies :D:D:D

 

I've ragged a bird with fake pips. Whilst they looked quite nice, they didn't feel natural at all...not that they are supposed to be that way...but anyway.

I just typed it oout. read it. And then it dawned on me. There is now WAY in seven hells I am telling you lot that.

I just typed it oout. read it. And then it dawned on me. There is now WAY in seven hells I am telling you lot that.

 

You been riding she-males again then?

I just typed it oout. read it. And then it dawned on me. There is now WAY in seven hells I am telling you lot that.

You would rather we all imagined the worst instead chris ? LOL

Ive met lots of lasses through the Internet. For some reason god match's me with ladies of larger proportions, not that i mind though. Craziest was mad mandy who i have mentioned before. We had a great time but it went all bad with her chasing me with a carving knife and slashing my tyres (not on a zed!). But we still chat now and then. We are distant friends now. She was a top woman really. But she had always been treated like shit by men so she could never trust them, ack. But she always had such love for her kids and other people. So when i see career zombie wench's who start moaning i want to give em a slap.

 

I have seen dozens of women but the glory is fleeting as im lonlely now at 31. Really need a good woman now.

 

i think i just just remain quiet on this thread as i have been known for years as "sick puppy"

LOL ok ok

 

Ive pulled 2 that definatly fall well into the strange catagory.

 

OK 1 was when I was and in South America, great looking girl, awsome in fact, turned out she was a heamaphrodite and had both sets. And no I didnt. But my mate did, for 2 months solid, her and her mate. Ended up with teh clap

 

2nd was when I was 20, she was a goth, not unatractive though. Went round her house and she had a pentogram with candles in teh middle of the floor. She also had it tatoed on her back. but it wasnt a tato, it was a scar. As I hadnt had any for about a month I gave it one and slipped out the door about 4am back to my baracks.

The following night she was at a local pub we drank at asking around for me. The I get called into the CO office as she breaks in teh camp, gets cought and she claims we married etc etc and some other weird shit. As I then procede to tell her and my CO that she was just a 1 night stand and was a fruit loop and there is no way we where having any other sort of relationship, she proptly goes hysterical and jumps out the fooking 2nd floor window.

Was carted of to hospital and I was informed later she had a history of problems and she was being kept in for observation for her own safety. SOmething happened while she was in the funny hospital as they never let her out again. I am told they will let me know if they ever do, just in case. I got years of stick over this.

Went to a party years ago when i was a lad and everyone was

nipping off to the bedrooms for a bit, when this guy comes up

and says theres this bird in there thats gagging for it. So this mate

of mine goes in and this bird is on all fours so he goes up behind her

and starts giving her one, and as she starts moaning she turns

round and it turns out to be his sister.

 

 

:bow:

2nd was when I was 20, she was a goth, not unatractive though. Went round her house and she had a pentogram with candles in teh middle of the floor. She also had it tatoed on her back. but it wasnt a tato, it was a scar. As I hadnt had any for about a month I gave it one and slipped out the door about 4am back to my baracks.

The following night she was at a local pub we drank at asking around for me. The I get called into the CO office as she breaks in teh camp, gets cought and she claims we married etc etc and some other weird shit. As I then procede to tell her and my CO that she was just a 1 night stand and was a fruit loop and there is no way we where having any other sort of relationship, she proptly goes hysterical and jumps out the fooking 2nd floor window.

Was carted of to hospital and I was informed later she had a history of problems and she was being kept in for observation for her own safety. SOmething happened while she was in the funny hospital as they never let her out again. I am told they will let me know if they ever do, just in case. I got years of stick over this.

 

fook me!!! that is HEAVY!!!

too many to mention the thread would go on for months lol

ive heard of boiling bunnys but i think she boiled bats!