A man who just died is delivered to a College Station mortuary wearing

an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The Aggie mortician asks

the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out

that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.

 

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his

best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the

mortician a blank check and says, "I don't care what it costs, but

please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing."

 

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds

her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe;

the suit fits him perfectly. She says to the mortician, "Whatever this

cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very

grateful. How much did you spend?"

 

To her astonishment, the Aggie presents her with the blank check.

"There's no charge," he says.

 

"No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue

suit!" she says.

 

"Honestly, ma'am," the mortician says, "it cost nothing. You see, a

deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly

after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I

asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit

instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice."

 

"So I just switched the heads."

 

Alan............... :)

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now thats funny sick but funny :smash: :rofl: :rofl:

lmfao!

thats bril but im just waiting for my cousin(petey) to see that seen as he is a funeral director and does embalming, to see it!!!