:tongue: Common guys give it all you got!!! we're better at most now...even cheaper car insurance!!!

Peeing standing up? :)

:tongue: Common guys give it all you got!!! we're better at most now...even cheaper car insurance!!!

Ain't that the truth. You tell them sister

yea right

Ain't that the truth. You tell them sister

"lets go down to Sheilas wheels!!!"

Women statistically have less accidents so their insurance is lower....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's usually because they're doddering around so f***ing much that people run into them :rofl:

Women statistically have less accidents so their insurance is lower....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's usually because they're doddering around so f***ing much that people run into them :rofl:

Hi Bunny! thats cause men bash'em up the ar*e!!

Q: What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?

A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Q: What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections?

A: A whine and cheese party

andy duff, PMSL :rofl:

 

Hi Bunny! thats cause men bash'em up the ar*e!!

 

Some blokes are into that but i'm more into potting in the pink myself ;)

How are men and batteries different?

Batteries have a positive side.

Women statistically have less accidents so their insurance is lower....

 

 

That's usually because they're doddering around so f***ing much that people run into them :rofl:

just the carnage they leave in there wake!!!

most get away with pulling out infront of people by giving the pathetic wave and a mime of sorry flashing there fookin eye lids. im not so bloody soft!!

they get as much of an earful as i would give blokes. but then most blokes can actually use road junctions! and there mirrors.

Q: How do women make anti men jokes?

A: Steal anti-women jokes and substitute "woman" for "man" :D

Typical of a woman, out-do the blokes by making them multi-task on 2 threads at the same time :rolleyes: Women may be able to multi-task, still doesn't mean they're actually any good at any one thing... Jack of all trades master of none....

just the carnage they leave in there wake!!!

most get away with pulling out infront of people by giving the pathetic wave and a mime of sorry flashing there fookin eye lids. im not so bloody soft!!

they get as much of an earful as i would give blokes. but then most blokes can actually use road junctions! and there mirrors.

 

Here here! And at least men realise that bumpers are NOT to be used to stop the car when they hit the car in front/behind when paralel parking :rant:

Typical of a woman, out-do the blokes by making them multi-task on 2 threads at the same time :rolleyes: Women may be able to multi-task, still doesn't mean they're actually any good at any one thing... Jack of all trades master of none....

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

need i say more :rolleyes:

Women statistically have less accidents so their insurance is lower....

 

That's usually because they're doddering around so f***ing much that people run into them :rofl:

And of course their fella's usually pay for the damage anyway instead of going through the insurance, which they probably pay anyway :rofl: :rofl:

 

Or is that just me?? :slap:

 

:rofl:

10 to 1 worst women drivers

 

 

http://www.funtoosh.com/dj.php?details=A11~362

need i say more :rolleyes:

pmsl

And of course their fella's usually pay for the damage anyway instead of going through the insurance, which they probably pay anyway :rofl: :rofl:

 

Or is that just me?? :slap:

 

:rofl:

 

Getting into a fella wallet is a wonder to behold at the best of times they are always trying to get us to support them bloody rent boys

Q. Why do women have breasts?

 

A. So men will talk to them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Getting into a fella wallet is a wonder to behold

 

 

Women! :rolleyes: Use ur own fookin money!!!

 

 

 

^^^^^^^

PMSL :rofl:

i let the misses drive my old saab 9-3 turbo, she was driving so slow, so i said put ya foot down then, well a few weeks later when it got to 3k rpm, the turbo kicked in and the steering wheel pulled so hard to the left and missed a lamp post by an inch, fookin women don't even no what torque understeer can do :wack: :smash: