Your ideas please

 

Right I'll go first

 

Ford on the bumper of my other halfs RX7 while he's obeying the 40mile speed limit.

 

Rev's engine turbo engaged then pull off quickly result large flame off from both exhaust's burning the paint work on the Ford. Serves the idot right :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I was watching the whole thing from the other lane in my Zed I was killing myself when I saw the terrified look on the Ford drivers face. :dance: :dance:

I overtook a Focus driving tosser on a national speed limit road one recent weekend, he was on the phone driving and at 25mph with his car loaded up with a ladder and some more crap.:xxx:

 

Anyway, just as I passed him I saw another car coming the other way. I checked my left mirror and the twat had begun to accelerate. Although I was in the Rav-4 I still managed to safely complete the manouver.

 

However he didn't like being overtaken by a 4x4 and hooted/flashed me etc several times.

 

Like a responsible driver I just ignored the twat, but when he proceeded to drive as close as possible, hooting etc I got a bit pissed off. I just hit the brakes very hard - I know it was a bit dumb but it had the right effect.....

 

......just before coming to a halt I dropped to 2nd and floored it, upon looking behind I saw the twat half way into the next carriageway with the ladder sticking through his windscreen :x:

 

Richard :rolleyes:

I overtook a Focus driving tosser on a national speed limit road one recent weekend, he was on the phone driving and at 25mph with his car loaded up with a ladder and some more crap.:xxx:

 

Anyway, just as I passed him I saw another car coming the other way. I checked my left mirror and the twat had begun to accelerate. Although I was in the Rav-4 I still managed to safely complete the manouver.

 

However he didn't like being overtaken by a 4x4 and hooted/flashed me etc several times.

 

Like a responsible driver I just ignored the twat, but when he proceeded to drive as close as possible, hooting etc I got a bit pissed off. I just hit the brakes very hard - I know it was a bit dumb but it had the right effect.....

 

......just before coming to a halt I dropped to 2nd and floored it, upon looking behind I saw the twat half way into the next carriageway with the ladder sticking through his windscreen :x:

 

Richard :rolleyes:

Sh!te did you report the accident

As much as I'm tempted nowadays I never brake test anyone. I did it one time in the zed on the M25. I was going pretty fast and this moron in a people carrier was right up my backside in the outside lane. I couldn't pull in due to traffic in the other lanes. The outside lane was clear in front of me for at least 300 metres. Anyway, I ignored the guy for a while, but eventually my temper snapped because he was incredibly, stupidly close.... and rather than tapping the brake pedal I fairly stomped it. Only for a fraction of a second, but it was long enough.

 

People talk about the zed having crap brakes, but they aren't that bad, and you can certainly outbrake most cars on the road over a short distance. The guy jams on his brakes, and either they were badly adjusted or he twitched the steering wheel very abruptly out of sheer panic because he nearly ended up in the crash barrier on the central reservation. The way his car lurched I wondered afterwards if it wasn't fortunate it didn't just roll over anyway. After that he backed right off, but the thought of what nearly happened scared the crap out of me, and I've never done it since, and never will again. I don't know, but I kind of hope that both of us learned a lesson from that.

 

Nowadays I just gently let off the accelerator and gradually slow down. They either take the hint or overtake, and if I'm in a bad mood and the road is clear, well I just boot it whilst they're on the way past.

I wouldn't test brakes on anyone. its dangerous and not worth the hassle of an expensive insurance claim for someone runnign in to the back of you

I saw the twat half way into the next carriageway with the ladder sticking through his windscreen :x:

 

Richard :rolleyes:

 

Nice one thats class Lmfao :dance:

 

**** 'em i say if they want to drive like cnuts right up peoples arses then they obviously got no reguards for peoples lives or their own, but then we gotta remember they are obviously elite???hmmm They deserve every thing they get, i've had em drive up my arse when ive had my kids in the car when they where young and seen it done by people with kids in the car, utter stupidaty.

 

I must admit i have stopped before and got out and smacked a few blokes a few times.

 

Apparantly there is a new scam going about where drivers of scrappers are taking brake light bulbs out, getting in front of you and slamming the brakes on course you dont see the brakes come on then claiming off you for whiplash! claiming thousands, so watch out

maybe you should do what i do sometimes..... pretend that you are nodding off by flopping your head to one side and make the car wander(without crossing lanes unless he is being a total a$%e) that usually makes them back off very very quickly

my luck it would be an unmarked police car and id get pulled coz they think im drunk.

 

with my luck i could fall into a barrel of tits and come out sucking my thumb!

 

i just remembered something. Once i had this car race right up my arse flashing his lights and sticking his nose into the other side of the road to let me know he wants to pass , i thought no way, then he screeched into the fire station i just passed oops i thought no wonder he was so desparate to get past me, big mistake

wot i tend to do is depends on mood 1 nail it bye bye gti or 2 let them carry on doin there own thing then hit the brakes wile keeping an eye on if there gona rear end me then nail it wen ness if not sod it one would not take a hint so stoped got out and lost the plot on him shit him self im a bad boy sorry lol

Luv it when the flames pop out of the exhuasts, the ford must have shat himself.

Just reading this thread, reminded me, in the plumbing van about 4 months ago, Junct 11 M25 about 11am on a tuesday morning, I forgot to secure my 4 mtr long triple extenstion ladders. Total mayhem, luckily no one hurt or hit them, Closed the 25 for 2 1/2 hours, Came on the radio whilst i waited for the police, that i was resposible for the major traffic, Spent ages on the hard shoulder with cars lorries trucks etc going past hooting horns at me and making funny gestures with their hands. lol

Nice one thats class Lmfao :dance:

 

**** 'em i say if they want to drive like cnuts right up peoples arses then they obviously got no reguards for peoples lives or their own, but then we gotta remember they are obviously elite???hmmm They deserve every thing they get, i've had em drive up my arse when ive had my kids in the car when they where young and seen it done by people with kids in the car, utter stupidaty.

 

I must admit i have stopped before and got out and smacked a few blokes a few times.

 

Apparantly there is a new scam going about where drivers of scrappers are taking brake light bulbs out, getting in front of you and slamming the brakes on course you dont see the brakes come on then claiming off you for whiplash! claiming thousands, so watch out

Yep they were in Warwickshire around Christmas time and ususally there a 2 cars involved in the scam too. One in front and one behind you up your back side.