Anyone got a bandage .. just shot meself in the foot talking to the mrs lol AGAIN!! :wack: :x: :rant:

lmFao :rofl: :rofl:

A woman once asked how she could make her breasts bigger with out a boob job.I said thats easy,just keep rubbing toilet paper up and down your cleavage.She said your havin a larf,how can that make em bigger ? I said it seems to have worked well on your fookin arse. :dance: :dance: :dance:

 

that jokes nearly as old as you bud .. but still makes me chuckle LOL

So next time I see your nice lady I shall tell her what you're up to and then when she out and about she'll be taking an interest in all that male tottie in order to keep her senses and options open for those just incase times too :) :)

and your telling me she doesn't anyway!! come on im stupid but not that stupid. :rolleyes:

im stupid :rolleyes:

 

A quote from Hellraiser!

BANK! :dance:

i'm in love with Hellraiser!

:shock: :hurl:

:rofl: :rofl:

you should be able to talk yourself out of it if you know here that well, im a master at that lol.

 

ps if you see her i didnt say that lol