Anyone got a bandage .. just shot meself in the foot talking to the mrs lol AGAIN!! :wack: :x: :rant:

Anyone got a bandage .. just shot meself in the foot talking to the mrs lol AGAIN!! :wack: :x: :rant:

Am a first Aider But I refuse to send you a bandage because it was self inflicted and Your Mrs will be cross with me. We girls have to support each other LOL

Am a first Aider But I refuse to send you a bandage because it was self inflicted and Your Mrs will be cross with me. We girls have to support each other LOL

 

tut .. its not fair .. all i mentioned was a womans arse ffs lol

put the hole in your foot on the wall... and escape through it!

tut .. its not fair .. all i mentioned was a womans arse ffs lol

Oops big no no :x:

tut .. its not fair .. all i mentioned was a womans arse ffs lol

was it along the lines of the conversations i have with mine.

 

her "does this make my bum look big"

me "no your bum makes your bum look big in that :wack: ""

 

 

at that point she starts throwing stuff and iv'e got an excuse to go for a drive in the Z :dance:

was it along the lines of the conversations i have with mine.

 

her "does this make my bum look big"

me "no your bum makes your bum look big in that :wack: ""

 

 

at that point she starts throwing stuff and iv'e got an excuse to go for a drive in the Z :dance:

 

no its more a case of " did u see the size of the arse on that" ... "no .. and what u doing looking at womens arses " lol

no its more a case of " did u see the size of the arse on that" ... "no .. and what u doing looking at womens arses " lol

 

The actual conversation was: "Did you see the size of the arse on that?" and my reply was: "No, funnily enough I don't go round looking a other womens arses!"

The actual conversation was: "Did you see the size of the arse on that?" and my reply was: "No, funnily enough I don't go round looking a other womens arses!"

 

Damn, so it looks liek a 3somes out of the question then :mad: :rant: :x: :duffer:

no its more a case of " did u see the size of the arse on that" ... "no .. and what u doing looking at womens arses " lol

So just tell us again........What were you doing looking at other womens arses :slap: :rofl: :rofl:

The actual conversation was: "Did you see the size of the arse on that?" and my reply was: "No, funnily enough I don't go round looking a other womens arses!"

:x: :x: :wack: can't get away with anything these days .. womens intuition :headvswal

So just tell us again........What were you doing looking at other womens arses :slap: :rofl: :rofl:

 

its a "man thing" you wouldnt understand lol

Lol you be better off asking for a rope coz you just hung yourself.

 

What you should of said back was "I was just remarking on the size of that arse, im so glad you got such a perfect arse and not one that big" Women love bullshit like that goes a long way she might of even bought you a beer for it

Lol you be better off asking for a rope coz you just hung yourself.

 

What you should of said back was "I was just remarking on the size of that arse, im so glad you got such a perfect arse and not one that big" Women love bullshit like that goes a long way she might of even bought you a beer for it

 

Nah .. she knows me tooooooo well .. spent half me life as a builder ... say no more :duffer: :dance:

So just tell us again........What were you doing looking at other womens arses :slap: :rofl: :rofl:

well window shopping isnt a crime and you always have to keep your options and senses open..... :rofl: :rofl: for those just incase times.

well window shopping isnt a crime and you always have to keep your options and senses open..... :rofl: :rofl: for those just incase times.

no comment as she is in punching distance to me LOL

no comment as she is in punching distance to me LOL

i'm ok mines gone to bed :dance:

just say you have never seen a finer ass than hers but you need to keep checking LOL

its a "man thing" you wouldnt understand lol

Lets just examine this a little closer shall we

 

Right man on one hand womans backside on the other

 

Need we look any further I don't think so DOH Control those hormones mate otherwise you might be asking for more than just a bandage :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Lets just examine this a little closer shall we

 

Right man on one hand womans backside on the other

 

Need we look any further I don't think so DOH Control those hormones mate otherwise you might be asking for more than just a bandage :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

ffs make it 102 condoms then lol

well window shopping isnt a crime and you always have to keep your options and senses open..... :rofl: :rofl: for those just incase times.

So next time I see your nice lady I shall tell her what you're up to and then when she out and about she'll be taking an interest in all that male tottie in order to keep her senses and options open for those just incase times too :) :)

So next time I see your nice lady I shall tell her what you're up to and then when she out and about she'll be taking an interest in all that male tottie in order to keep her senses and options open for those just incase times too :) :)

she wouldnt .. im flippin gorgeous me lol

it would be inhuman not to look at other women.... and dribble.... and dream.... and wan..... nuffin, just inhuman thats all, as you were! :x:

it would be inhuman not to look at other women.... and dribble.... and dream.... and wan..... nuffin, just inhuman thats all, as you were! :x:

 

careful bud u'll be making ur keyboard sticky in a mo LOL

she wouldnt .. im flippin gorgeous me lol

Woundn't she mmmmm I'd not be so sure LOL

 

Joely P remeber I've met your nice lady too. Now go beg her forgiveness on bended knee. :)

A woman once asked how she could make her breasts bigger with out a boob job.I said thats easy,just keep rubbing toilet paper up and down your cleavage.She said your havin a larf,how can that make em bigger ? I said it seems to have worked well on your fookin arse. :dance: :dance: :dance: