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Should we all elect Scrawni as the next Prime Minister? 21 members have voted

  1. 1. Should we all elect Scrawni as the next Prime Minister?

    • Yes, elect him and then we can all go to the pub.
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    • No, I don't really drink anyway.
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    • I voted Labour so have no idea about politics.
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    • Scrawni who?
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oh, what about me what position have you put aside for me? Remeber I have pictures so it had better be a good one.

i be the entertainments and morel rights minister

 

I propose any good looking young lady who you find attractive is not allowed to say no! They have to oblige and go round naked for our entertainment.

 

And any ugly birds are not allowed out the house, let alone put make up on to try and make a silk purse out of a sows ear coz thats totallt imoral and offensive to our eyes

oh, what about me what position have you put aside for me? Remeber I have pictures so it had better be a good one.

 

 

I think you my dear can be the defence minister as you are not scared of anything.

 

You will get to play with lots of big toys as well

i be the entertainments and morel rights minister

 

I propose any good looking young lady who you find attractive is not allowed to say no! They have to oblige and go round naked for our entertainment.

 

And any ugly birds are not allowed out the house, let alone put make up on to try and make a silk purse out of a sows ear coz thats totallt imoral and offensive to our eyes

 

You got the job mate :dance:

ooh ooh! I'll do that!

 

 

You mate are my new head of secret police,

 

But all the officers have to be cute brunettes like in your sig

You got the job mate :dance:

 

nice 1 gonna start straight away make an announcement on t.v a party politicle broadcast on behalf of the scrawni party

I think you my dear can be the defence minister as you are not scared of anything.

 

You will get to play with lots of big toys as well

Mr Scrawni that sounds right up my street and big toys to play with, oh yes please sir. :dance: :dance: :dance:

You mate are my new head of secret police,

 

But all the officers have to be cute brunettes like in your sig

 

And naked! she can be the first to get em off and ablige, better than looking at the ugly ******* thats in the kitchin, sick of having to look at that she can be the first to be locked away

All we need now is a campaign manager and we is off, did you note the use of the word is to appeal to the chavs who can only aspire to our high level of Zedness, I think its a vote winner.

All we need now is a campaign manager and we is off, did you note the use of the word is to appeal to the chavs who can only aspire to our high level of Zedness, I think its a vote winner.

 

Send me a pic of yourself matey and i'll draw you up a poster :D (it'll be awesome believe me lol)

Send me a pic of yourself matey and i'll draw you up a poster :D (it'll be awesome believe me lol)

 

 

All sent for you bud.

lord scrawni sir. blair takes hes hols at cliff richards villa but what will you do sir.will you take all us zed owners to oz and have a mass orgy with all them stunning ozzie zed babes. :bow:

OOoo can i be planner of road's.... :)......... "TARMAC FOR ALL".....and all traffic to be one way only.....and free road tax for Zed's...

lord scrawni sir. blair takes hes hols at cliff richards villa but what will you do sir.will you take all us zed owners to oz and have a mass orgy with all them stunning ozzie zed babes. :bow:

 

 

I am looking for a minister to head talks with countries and clubs in volved to allow us free passage accross the globe to Aus.

 

This will entail negotiation for free high octane fuel and ferry passage where needed.

 

Are you up for it?

That is a rather scary revelation there bud lol :D

 

 

Hey it was rather scary hair,

 

do you think it will hurt the campain?

I am looking for a minister to head talks with countries and clubs in volved to allow us free passage accross the globe to Aus.

 

This will entail negotiation for free high octane fuel and ferry passage where needed.

 

Are you up for it?

IF negotiations don't pan out send me in Mr Scawni I'd like a chance to use some of those big toys you gave me. I could get the lads to 'obtain' a number of ferry's, clear the way and secure the fuel lines.

Hey it was rather scary hair,

 

do you think it will hurt the campain?

 

Let's just hope there's no pics floating around the net of that barnet matey. Better burn them now :D :rofl: :rofl:

Let's just hope there's no pics floating around the net of that barnet matey. Better burn them now :D :rofl: :rofl:

 

I know where I can get hold of some but they are not on the pc, thankfully.

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