I need to skive off work for about 3 to 4 weeks and need a type off illness to say to them that i have...........what could i say?

 

Something blood related would be good but has to be something that i can remain mobile but not good enough to work

 

Come on guys.................need some good ones here..............does anybody know of any illnesses that i can pull off without placing to much suspicion on myself

 

Fas

Just read up about this and could be promising

 

Thanks alot for the help

 

Fas

This means i cant use type ii diabetes as an excuse as it wont be good enough to skive off for three weeks

 

:rolleyes:

acute anaemia??? i used to have blood tests for it evewry week makes you very tired and sometimes leaves without the energy to get out of bed??

 

 

let us know hun

Hey FAs, can you tell us why you need to skive of work for 3 weeks?

 

Speaking as senior management, I'd be much more sympathetic to a staff member telling me the truth about needing 3 weeks off than if they lied about it.

 

Be careful mate, lies can return to bite you on the arse.......

 

Richard :)

Hey FAs, can you tell us why you need to skive of work for 3 weeks?

 

Speaking as senior management, I'd be much more sympathetic to a staff member telling me the truth about needing 3 weeks off than if they lied about it.

 

Be careful mate, lies can return to bite you on the arse.......

 

Richard :)

 

 

not if carried maticulously and with all angles covered. As long as you got the medical facts and the gift of a gab its easy to pull off for instance

 

just got to read up on the illness and try and get into your head the medical jargon so it sounds like you seen the doc and he has told you it all make it sound genuine!!

 

NOT that I have ever skived of course!!!

LOL

 

I need to skive off coz its summer and i also got alot of work at home to get done.............and im also looking to leave as iv had enough and they wont give me the holidays that i want

 

Fas

terminal verrucas are the only way forward, or if its that bad why dont you just quit the job

terminal verrucas are the only way forward, or if its that bad why dont you just quit the job

 

i will but when i find another job

 

Fas

That wont work as i said i gotta go in for blood tests (they caught me off guard and asked what kind of tests...........i answered blood.........should have phoned a friend)

 

You have to have blood tests to establish that you have Helicobacter! :rolleyes:

i would go for stress,

and work will trat you like a baby when you do go back ;-)

You have to have blood tests to establish that you have Helicobacter! :rolleyes:

 

What the hell is Helicobacter lol

depression is testable, I Know I suffer from it, and it shouldn't be used as a an excuse to skive off work, I want to work but can't and it is a lousy illness

depression is testable, I Know I suffer from it, and it shouldn't be used as a an excuse to skive off work, I want to work but can't and it is a lousy illness

 

Fair enough..................on a different topic..........any chance of selling that rear spoiler to me?

 

Fas

No chance........................it's mine and I'm keeping it, glad u like it

 

Dave

No chance........................it's mine and I'm keeping it, glad u like it

 

Dave

 

Come on mate.................give me an amount and im sure we can come to an arrangement

 

You know you want to

 

You could buy lots of beer with the money and a new spoiler

No way.............I am not parting with for any amount of money...........it's unique and that why I like it...........................so sorry the answer is still no

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