Estimated the 0-60 time of my little pug 106 1.5D today and i reckon its between 25 and 30 seconds.. EEEEK.

 

What a bag of poo, anyone else got one of these non-turbo'd hoovers?

 

does do 600 miles to a tank though.

 

need to improve the perf its dangerously slow, any decent ideas?

Estimated the 0-60 time of my little pug 106 1.5D today and i reckon its between 25 and 30 seconds.. EEEEK.

 

What a bag of poo, anyone else got one of these non-turbo'd hoovers?

 

does do 600 miles to a tank though.

 

need to improve the perf its dangerously slow, any decent ideas?

 

drop a v8 in it???

drop a v8 in it???

:eek: :cry:

well it would improve performance!!

drop a v8 on it more like!!!

drop a v8 on it more like!!!

 

pmsl cant be as slow as my 1 litre polo!!

You could always supercharge it..but I can't imagine why!!!!...lol

Max Power, Revs, Fast Car etc!!! However you'd have to get someone else to buy them for you cos if you're like me, I wouldnt be seen dead in public buying them mags, LOL :tongue:

lax power what a mag

you need to fit approximately 30 Magic Trees. This will give you so much power you will be unbeatable from the lights. It seems to work for nova's anyway.

LOL I honestly think a car that slow is dangerous!

I read the title and assumed you were on about your Toymota Steve.

:wack:

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Stands back and waits for the inevitable NA barb) ;) :rofl:

you need to fit approximately 30 Magic Trees. This will give you so much power you will be unbeatable from the lights. It seems to work for nova's anyway.

Magic Forest! This guy at work has one in his Clio :headvswal :headvswal :headvswal

I read the title and assumed you were on about your Toymota Steve.

:wack:

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Stands back and waits for the inevitable NA barb) ;) :rofl:

 

 

I'm speechless, i was going to put in the post "no not my toyota Graham you twat, before you say it", fekking wish i had now. :tongue:

 

Not that youre predicatable or anything... err what do you mean NA BARB.. its all true i tell ya.

LOL I honestly think a car that slow is dangerous!

 

 

i honestly think youre right, its fekking deadly.

Get some Tesco Economy cooking oil in it.

 

Slow won't seem so bad when fuel is 35p a litre.

hmm stuck with asdas own at the moment about 40p.. i hate being ripped off PMSL. Stil lthe MPG is amazing anyway. I reckon my fuel filters clogged up so only the tiniest amount can get through.

Estimated the 0-60 time of my little pug 106 1.5D today and i reckon its between 25 and 30 seconds.. EEEEK.

 

What a bag of poo, anyone else got one of these non-turbo'd hoovers?

 

does do 600 miles to a tank though.

 

need to improve the perf its dangerously slow, any decent ideas?

I hope my wife never gets to read this but,, this is the exact model of car I plan to get her,, Who cares about the 0 to 60 time,, infact I dont care if Peugeot put a calendar on the dash panel (instead of a speedo),,, the 600 miles to a tank of heavy oil suits me just fine.

I think Saxo's and Clio's use the same 1500D non turbo motor as the Pug :xxx: Wonna sell it??? :hyper:

I had one of these as a part ex the other day and I can honestly say it's the slowest thing I've ever driven! It'll do 140miles easy on a tenner though. A new fuel, oil and air filter may help it a little bit

Estimated the 0-60 time of my Toymota Sillycar GT4 today and i reckon its between 25 and 30 seconds.. EEEEK.

 

What a bag of poo, anyone else got one of these single turbo'd gaymobiles?

 

does do 600 miles to a tank though.

 

need to improve the perf its dangerously slow, any decent ideas?

 

:tongue:

nos?

:dance: tie it to a truck and run it off a cliff? :dance:

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Originally Posted by scoops

Estimated the 0-60 time of my Toymota Sillycar GT4 today and i reckon its between 25 and 30 seconds.. EEEEK.

 

What a bag of poo, anyone else got one of these single turbo'd gaymobiles?

 

does do 600 miles to a tank though.

 

need to improve the perf its dangerously slow, any decent ideas?

 

 

 

:tongue:

 

 

:rofl: :rofl: thats not bad for you !! ;)