A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! I have a question though, why is your head so small?" The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many times. "One day," he begins, "I was hunting when I got lost in the woods. I heard someone crying for help and finally realized that it was coming from a frog sitting next to a stream. So I picked up the frog and it said "Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you 3 wishes." So I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss. POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman. She said, "You now have 3 wishes." I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, "I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenneger." She nodded, whispered a spell, and POOF! there I was, so huge that I ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked! She then asked, "What will be your second wish?" I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, "I want to make sensuous love with you here by this stream." She nodded, laid down, and beckoned to me. "We then made love for hours!" Later, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from our glorious lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, "You know, you do have one more wish. What will it be?" I looked at her and replied, "How about a little head?"

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Haha nice one!!

:rofl: :rofl: nice one

Good one

LOL - nice one.

 

I thought the muscular man was going to order three pints at 1.96 each plus a bacardi for 3.20 then he changes his money into Euros and buys 20 fags and how much has he got left if he had half as much as his mate did yesterday. lol

lol

Nice one :bow:

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Nice one.

LOL - nice one.

 

I thought the muscular man was going to order three pints at 1.96 each plus a bacardi for 3.20 then he changes his money into Euros and buys 20 fags and how much has he got left if he had half as much as his mate did yesterday. lol

 

 

Thats just as funny as the joke :bow:

my thoughts exactly scrawni lol

Great just keep them coming guys, your adding to my already perfect day. :bow: :dance: :dance: :smash: