Washed and waxed the car yesterday. Got up this morning and it is covered in pine needles. The chap next door has a bl@@dy pine tree thingy. He loves it and it is his pride and joy.

 

What can I do to kill it without him finding out it was me?

 

Any ideas??

cut it down then dump it on his doorstep

 

foook him

 

lol

 

just get some tree killer or sumthing and sneaky sneaky put it on the thing at night

 

job done :)

drill some little holes all around the base and pour tree killer in it,he wont know what to do when he sees his tree dying slowly lol :dance:

drill some little holes all around the base and pour tree killer in it,he wont know what to do when he sees his tree dying slowly lol :dance:

until the tree dies to much and a slight bit of wind and it falls onto your z!! :headvswal

Someone told me years ago to hammer copper nails in a tree to kill it , don,t know how true it is :confused: :confused:

Mess with his pride and joy tree and he'll mess with your pride and joy Zed! :(

Napalm its arse

Napalm its arse

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Just make sure you move the zed first :smash:

Chris sells a nice cover for the 300ZX. I have one and it does keep the car clean and dry.

Someone told me years ago to hammer copper nails in a tree to kill it , don,t know how true it is :confused: :confused:

 

ive heard that too, deffo worth a try, its as hell not to make it obvious.

Pine trees make EXCELLENT Fire lighters.

Just to let you know lol

ive tryed copper nails in tree didnt work i put about 100 in it but it was a big tree

might work on smaller one

If Paraquat kills weeds then why not trees

AND WHAT DO YOU ALL BREATH ........ :rolleyes:

Thanks guys,

 

I am ready for a night time attack. I have 200 copper nails, a big hammer, a drill, napalm, weed killer, a big saw and a horses head to put on the guys front door.

 

:) :)

Cut a good thick deep line around the entire circumference of the tree, ensure you go through the bark. I was told this prevents water and nutrients travelling up and hence should die?

I suggest an 'eye for an eye' approach, if your car gets covered in needles, simply cover his tree in soapy water, then wash it, then wax it, then use a rotary buffer on it.

Roundup Pro

 

Not to be confused with Roundup (same parent company, very different product)

 

Oddly lots of online sites say for sale to professional users only, but I buy it from my local tractor shop with no problems. Drill a 6-10mm hole about 20mm deep, squirt in some roundup pro, tree starts to die.

 

If you can’t find it locally then it’s on eBay

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Roundup-Pro-Biactive-Weedkiller-1lt-PROFESSIONAL-GRADE_W0QQitemZ7775779657QQihZ018QQcategoryZ75584QQcmdZViewItem

easy and undetectable, salt will kill it

Tell mayor Livingstone of London about the tree and he'll come down an hug the Bloody thing to death......'''''

Someone told me years ago to hammer copper nails in a tree to kill it , don,t know how true it is :confused: :confused:

Its true loads of copper nails works ive done it,

Its not as quick as an Axe mind :x:

Hmmm, just wondering how the forum would be reacting if this was a "My neighbour has delibrately killed my tree" Thread?

 

Go have a word with the guy and see if between you something can be sorted?

take your laptop out, open the forum

and let it read some of the posts on here, should work wonders

makes loads of people go awol, so a tree shouldn't be a problem:nelson:

ive tryed copper nails in tree didnt work i put about 100 in it but it was a big tree

might work on smaller one

 

I had a 'problem' tree at home a while ago. I use tree surgeons and landscapers at work so I asked them. They all said that the copper nails trick was an old wives tale......sorry.

 

What they did suggest as a good way of killing a tree, is to cut off a 4" strip of bark all the way around the tree, like a belt. Apparently bugs/disease gets in and it's all over for the tree.

 

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